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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#1 11 years ago

As an incoming freshman, I keep being reminded that it is forbidden to film pornography on campus.

I didn't know that was an issue. To what is this world coming? :cort:




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#2 11 years ago

Well maybe if instead of waltzing into the showers holding a camera you would carefully and cleverly disguise it you wouldn't have these issues. :vikki:




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#3 11 years ago

0h n0es , it3 p0rn0 0h my g0ds




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#4 11 years ago

Well that ruins all the fun I'd have on that campus, at least I've still got those sex parties at the White House Blue Room.




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#5 11 years ago

Afterburner;3904264Well maybe if instead of waltzing into the showers holding a camera you would carefully and cleverly disguise it you wouldn't have these issues. :vikki:[/QUOTE]

I didn't bring any of my cameras with me on the first trip...

And this wasn't directed at me, but at the class in general.

It's also in the code of conduct, section .11 Lewd Acts of Display. An excerpt follows. A pity it isn't as interesting as when it's described in detail by the staff. :(

Students and their guests are not permitted to film, photograph, or broadcast pornographic material. The solicitation of participants for the above purposes is strictly prohibited.

Oh, and this is my favorite rule:

[quote=Code of Conduct: .08 Bathrooms]Bathrooms in the residence halls are designated for single gender use only. Students of one gender may not use bathrooms designated for the opposite gender. Public bathrooms are available in each building's common area or as identified. If a guest uses the wrong bathroom, the host will be held accoutable.




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#6 11 years ago

What the fuck? That's like saying "You aren't allowed to attach pieces of gum to a sword, and when it's covered with gum, throw it at someone's head"

Who shoots pr0n in school anyway? Besides the sexy gym locker room parties, there's no action going on in there.




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#7 11 years ago
Tarvos;3904355Who shoots pr0n in school anyway? Besides the sexy gym locker room parties, there's no action going on in there.

I don't know about that, there's a really steamy nuclear research reactor here on campus...:naughty:




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#8 11 years ago
Ensign Riles;3904359I don't know about that, there's a really steamy research reactor here on campus...:naughty:

I'd tap that. (And I probably will, too.)




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#9 11 years ago

Terrorist!

To be honest, there isn't a whole lot of room for any real action. As you can see, there isn't a lot of space in there:

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#10 11 years ago

Infidel! *Plants a bomb in your reactor and runs away*

ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLAH!!!!!!!

*Jumps into the helicopter filled with lockers and has a sexy party*