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Greenvalv

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#1 11 years ago

Drink_Mountain_Dew.gif Ahhhh.... much better...




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#2 11 years ago

That looks like a glass of Mountain Dew. Greatest - drink - ever.




Greenvalv

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#3 11 years ago

You would be correct-o-mundo...




Pb2Au

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#4 11 years ago

Mountain Dew sucks. Sprite's the only soft drink I like, but I rarely drink that any more. The holy foursome of drinks: Water, milk, coffee, beer. Be enlightened.




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#5 11 years ago

Well, lemme enlighten you... milk now has traces of cow blood from the pumps on their udders sucking too hard... :barf:




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#6 11 years ago
Pb2Au;3548731Mountain Dew sucks. Sprite's the only soft drink I like, but I rarely drink that any more. The holy foursome of drinks: Water, milk, coffee, beer. Be enlightened.

Coffee is nasty, beer(or, more appropriately, American beer) sucks, water is good, and milk is ok.

But Mountain Dew is what we fucking survive on at robotics. It has the caffeine like coffee, but has better taste and comes in a can so you can easily crack one open while using a band saw (just kidding)




Pb2Au

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#7 11 years ago

Late at night in summer heat. Expensive car, empty street There's a wire in my jacket. This is my trade It only takes a moment, don't be afraid I can hotwire an ignition like some kind of star I'm just a poor boy in a rich man's car So I whisper to the engine, flick on the lights And we drive into the night

Oh the smell of the leather always excited my imagination And I picture myself in this different situation I'm a company director, two kids and a wife I get the feeling that there's more to this one's life There's some kind of complication, he tells her he's alone Spends the night with his lover, there's a trace of her cologne And the words of his mistress, as she whispers them so near Start ringing in my ear

Please take me dancing tonight I've been all on my own You promised one day we could, its what you said on the phone I'm just a prisoner of love always hid from the light Take me dancing, please take me dancing tonight

I imagine his wife, she don't look nothing like a fool She picks the kids up form some private school She remembers what he told her, he was late and worked alone But there's more than a suspicion in this lingering cologne And the kid's just won't be quiet and she runs a traffic light And she drives into the night

Please take me dancing tonight I've been all on my own You promised one day we could it's what you said on the phone I'm just a prisoner of love always hid from the light Take me dancing, please take me dancing tonight

So here am I in a stolen car at a traffic light They go form red to green and so I just drive into the night

Please take me dancing tonight I've been all on my own You promised one day we could it's what you said on the phone I'm just a prisoner of love always hid from the light Take me dancing, please take me dancing tonight




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#8 11 years ago
G®33N<@|>;3548737Well, lemme enlighten you... milk now has traces of cow blood from the pumps on their udders sucking too hard... :barf:

a lil bit of blood never hurts:rolleyes:




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#9 11 years ago
UGSAce;3548746a lil bit of blood never hurts:rolleyes:

Oh, did I forget to mention puss as well?




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#10 11 years ago

Pasteurization kills it. Besides, it's a dirty world. You swallow an average of a quart of snot a day, there's fecal matter on everything, and all the water in the world has been piss at least a billion times throughout history. Better sterlized traces of puss than all the crap and sugar that's in Mountain Dew (or as my cousins call it, carbonated goat pee)




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