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AlDaja

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#1 8 years ago

My son's cat just went into heat and I can't get her hole plugged until after the holidays...stupid pussy.:furious:




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#2 8 years ago

Dude, you are shit out of luck.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#3 8 years ago

Wait, wait, I think I've heard this joke before.




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#4 8 years ago

[COLOR="Magenta"]Put her in the refrigerator so she will cool off.[/COLOR]




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#5 8 years ago

If you put a Siamese cat in the fridge its fur darkens.




redgroupclan

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#6 8 years ago

I am confused.

What is "went into heat"?




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#7 8 years ago

When a female animal goes into heat, she starts pissing all over the place, becomes out of breath and otherwise loses all rational thought. This is also the ideal time for the animal to produce offspring.




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#8 8 years ago
haKZ;5422818When a female animal goes into heat, she starts pissing all over the place, becomes out of breath and otherwise loses all rational thought. This is also the ideal time for the animal to produce offspring.

:naughty:...sounds like a perfect date!




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#9 8 years ago

...or a college student that has dranken too much chug-a-lug.




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#10 8 years ago

Even better.:cool: