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TheMirage

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#11 15 years ago

I'll just go outside and prctise swinging the macheti some more.




Revenge Advanced Member

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#12 15 years ago

Step 1: When naked and standing upright, look down. If you can't see your genetalia (or just pubes if female), you are fat. Lose weight. Step 2: Again, when naked, smack your stomoch. If your flab quivers for more than 2 seconds, you are fat. Lose weight. Step 3: Measure waste. If more male and more than 32", you are fat. Lose weight.

Step 4: Run 100m as fast as you can. If you are panting like a dog at the end, you are fat. Lose weight. Step 5: Sit on one of those reclinable chairs. If it squeeks when you sit down, you are fat. Lose weight.




Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#13 15 years ago
RevenStep 1: When naked and standing upright, look down. If you can't see your genetalia (or just pubes if female), you are fat. Lose weight.

You could just be really unlucky...




Revenge Advanced Member

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#14 15 years ago

That's for the special cases only.




Death_Korp_Of_KRIEG

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#15 15 years ago

lol reven no dudes im not fat n i have a life i ride bmx for 2 hours a day i jsut wanna see




Chiefy

     

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#16 15 years ago

I just slice off chunks of my belly when it gets too big. Flab burns well, I heat my house with it.




Revenge Advanced Member

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#17 15 years ago

Yes - how do you do that? Do you tenderise the skin first before? I have a nice walrus to burn - it will keep my chinchillas warm.




Chiefy

     

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#18 15 years ago

It helps if you can slap the flesh vigorously for half an hour before slicing, and coat the area to be sliced in Internet Jam. Leave for half an hour, then, as they say in Egypt, "Take up yer machete".




Death_Korp_Of_KRIEG

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#19 15 years ago

lol yaya im ideal wait im going bed good night




Revenge Advanced Member

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#20 15 years ago

Ahhh... I never applied the internet jam. Where can I get that? Jamcentral.com?