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immortalkiller

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#1 12 years ago

Mine is:

When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris!

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Museum

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#2 12 years ago

That smilie is so overused.




Amy

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#3 12 years ago

The worst Chuck Norris joke was that whole Walker Texas ranger show..




groddy VIP Member

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#4 12 years ago

The worst Chuck Norris joke was the whole Chuck Norris FAD that went on a while ago.




Mastershroom VIP Member

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#5 12 years ago

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.




Aeroflot

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#6 12 years ago

The biggest chuck norris joke is:

Spoiler: Show

Himself

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colonel_bob

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#7 12 years ago

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.




Jackthehammer

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#8 12 years ago

Chuck norris is a fossil.




Dot Com

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#9 12 years ago

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection... There were no survivors.




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#10 12 years ago

Chuck Norris jokes piss me off




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