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Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#11 12 years ago

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.


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#12 12 years ago

Chuck Norries doesn't breathe in, he holds air hostage.

And if you have aproblem with Chuck Norris jokes, simply don't post here, mmmmkay?




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#13 12 years ago

Moved to Spam from General Discussion, I can see this descending into spam posts after the first post has tons of :0wned: smilies in it.




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#14 12 years ago

The best chuck norris joke?

Spoiler: Show

NEDM kicked chuck norris's ass.

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#15 12 years ago

MoR, breath slowly.. now take the pill, and swollow it..

thats a good man, all will be good now..




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#16 12 years ago

jackthehammerMoR, breath slowly.. now take the pill, and swollow it..

thats a good man, all will be good now..

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Jackthehammer

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#17 12 years ago

damnit, wrong pill

spit it out man, spit it out!




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#18 12 years ago

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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#19 12 years ago

Only one man can stop this nonsense:

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#20 12 years ago

Chuck can stop a bullet with his beard


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