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#1 2 years ago

m0hrajy.png Issue #03 09/05/2016

HEATWAVE STRIKES FILESNATION FILECITY, FilesNation - With temperatures surpassing 15° across the nation, the people of FilesNation are experiencing an unprecedented heatwave. Popsicle sales are soaring, as are electricity costs as sufferers from Rocksville to the Red Coast are suffering in the sweltering heat. We approached a local, and famous, resident, Mr. Mikey, for a comment on the matter: "24 degrees!  FUCIIGN SUGD asides FUCKING DYING," he exclaimed as he was sitting in the shadows under a parasol.  RED MENACE STILL MISSING RED PYRAMID, FilesNation - Did the Red Menace come to FilesNation with the rest of the refugees, or did he die when the GameFront was flooded by the Defy Sea? Rumours are many; facts are few. We know little about this mysterious, red-hooded figure that represents the glorious Red Party. We know even less about his whereabouts. Representatives in the FilesNation Ministry of colors have put out a reward on information pertaining the whereabouts of this elusive figure.

RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

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#2 2 years ago

Red Menace changed his name to "Radagast the Red" and spends all his days talking to dead trees.

Not live trees mind you, just dead ones. He says the live ones cannot be trusted.

If there is no image, Mikey broke something...

Commissar MercZ

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#3 2 years ago

These are just rumors, he's alive and well. However, he requests you send him lots of empty bottles.