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Issue #06 05/06/2016

REDUCTION IN SPAM CAUSES SPM TO CRASH A reduction in the output of Spam has caused Spam market SPAM INTERNATIONAL's stocks to dwindle in value. Marketing chief Michael Piethon showed little in the way of worry, "We're used to ups and downs here. Our stocks tend to rely heavily on the output of our Nigerian and Chinese subsidiaries; FilesNation is only a very small percentage of our total operation. We'll be fine." The reduction in spam has been linked to the disappearance of Rodd Menass. MASSIVE DATABASE LEAK; HUNDREDS OF CUCUMBER PREFERENCES REVEALED The FilesNation Agricultural Ministry was hacked by the mysterious Red Justice group over the weekend. The group, which claims to have the mission of turning all of FilesNation into a socialist paradise, leaked a database full of the cucumber preferences of the people of FilesNation. The database is available online: http://pastebin.com/HhBc81dW There is, as of yet, no information available on the next target for the Red Justice group, but many fear they will target the Whitemail Keepsake Repository. Stay tuned to FilesNews for updates on the situation.




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#2 2 years ago

CUCUMBER PREFERENCES?!


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#3 2 years ago

Mikey enjoys his cucumber.


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#4 2 years ago

It was either cucumbers or the increase in banana production, and I didn't think the latter would make for a very a-peeling news story.




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#5 2 years ago

The pun thread bubble burst and now it's a bust.

You could say we are in a recession.


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#6 2 years ago

"Lord Rumpuss V"The pun thread bubble burst and now it's a bust.

You could say we are in a recession.

I say, don't they manufacture pills for receding busts?


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#7 2 years ago

Your bust had a recession. hb_12.233.jpg