11th November 2006
Pastry Empire Andromeda Galaxy
Hello, People of FilesNation
This message is being relayed to you through the media outlet you call "FilesNews" We are among you. We stand at your side. We shop. We live. We breathe. But you do not know us. We are the Pastries. We are of the Andromeda galaxy.
For decades, our loyal servants have lived among you, attempting to cultivate you. And they have been successful. By means of the Anglo-Saxon hosts, the Norman armies and the gorgeous, irresistible Danish vikings, we have created a landing pad.
In 2016, we land.
Be prepared to make space great again.
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25th November 2006