Piercing the veil.
9th August 2003
Ha! The HOFF rules that silly little country of yours now.
22nd September 2005
If The Hoff was in charge, then lets face it, America wouldn't have a snowballs chance in Hell.
Hallelujah! Glory to God!
18th March 2008
Are you saying the man who single handly won World War I and II cannot rule his country? I think Hoff should do a movie, about this American fact based film where the hoff wins both World Wars and then has a knife fight with Saddam.
11th November 2006
Les Stroud would beat the crap out of Chuck Norris in the wild.
something to believe.
19th February 2005
Interestingly, my greatest fear has always been being ass-raped by David Hasselhoff.
7th August 2008
The Hoff would rule with an iron fist, he'd be like Stalin.
Faktrl is Best Pony
10th September 2007
He'd do a lot better than Obama.
"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.
UPGRADING TO PRO
15th June 2006
Do I dare make fun of the Hoff?
Nature's best screw up.
27th July 2005
computernerd;4906083He'd do a lot better than Obama.
I BET YOU WOULD TOO IF YOU TOOK HIS PLACE.
Write heavy; write hard.
11th April 2005
We need a President who can get down on the floor with his kids and relax with a beer and a pizza.