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086goinfast

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#1 10 years ago

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,

'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. '

=p




Badha1rday

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#2 10 years ago

Ha.




Makrin

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#3 10 years ago

Heheh!




Junk angel

Huh, sound?

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#4 10 years ago

Tss tss tss tss




Darth Taxi

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#5 10 years ago

oh...ha.




Junk angel

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#6 10 years ago

but wait, why am I complaining? It still does prove that the male flies were lazy, and due to the beer they were so slow that they all died, while we can expect that at least one female fly survived.




Darth Taxi

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#7 10 years ago

No. Not stated that there were 6 flies...




The-Bleh-Bleh

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#8 10 years ago

You insult my race!




Darth Taxi

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#9 10 years ago

who doesn't?




Dragonelf68

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#10 10 years ago
The-Bleh-Bleh;4306998You insult my race!

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