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Sovereign002 VIP Member

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#1811 11 years ago

You're just doing it to piss me off. Heathen.


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Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#1812 11 years ago

Rotten Peaches make for bad pie. Fact.




bigdoggie

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#1813 11 years ago

Is the peach back now? WOOOOOOOO!!11! PEACHENZ!




Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#1814 11 years ago

The Peach will nevah be back. You are divided, and most importantly, too distracted in real life to defend your lands. Your women will become our beer wenches, and like it.




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#1815 11 years ago

PEACH WILL ALWAYS BE BACK!|!1 Face it, you'r orange. That makes you, peachy! BWAHAHAHAhahhah!




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#1816 11 years ago
Ki Adi Mundi;4144024The Peach will nevah be back. You are divided, and most importantly, too distracted in real life to defend your lands. Your women will become our beer wenches, and like it.

We are not divided, we are united under the greatness of the Giant Peach! Your propaganda might work on those weak minded Pirate friends of yours, but not on a true Peach warrior.


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Junk angel

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#1817 11 years ago
The Peach will nevah be back. You are divided, and most importantly, too distracted in real life to defend your lands. Your women will become our beer wenches, and like it.

What?




wasturr

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#1818 11 years ago

a touch of destiny, dear ;)




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#1819 11 years ago

Fear not, for he lies.

The Peach still beats within our hearts and feeds our souls. Fine, I sold mine for a bacon sandwich a while ago, but I'm in the process of getting it back.

I have never betrayed my position as Dark Lord of the Peach, never have I not heard the call of duty. Peaches are awesome. They are hard on the inside, but soft all around. AWESOME.

Did you know? Throwing a peach at your opponent will reveal your fellow man's true nature. A Peachist will answer "Yo, dude. Sweet." whereas the grouchy non-Peachist will start spewing a load of CRAP at you. Seriously, wtf? Watch out though: If he or she says "Arr! I'll keelhaul ye, ye scurvy cur" and starts playing a banjo or eating chicken buttholes, draw your blade and perform a coup de grace. They cannot be saved, but they can be redeemed.

Onwards, to glory! :Peach:


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#1820 11 years ago

awesome speech. ONWARDS!11!!