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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I think Mary Poppins is fit.

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#1 11 years ago

If I Dont Get This Computer Working Im Going To Go Friggin Nuts I Swear To God. All F****** Day It's Been Messing Me Around And Im So So So So So So Very Angry, Its Making Me All Red And Hot And Bothered And That Isnt A Good Sign. All I Want Is To Just Log On Normally And Browse Some Sites Normally But Nooooo , Not With This Computer, No Seree, I Mean You Wouldn't Expect A Computer To Handle Something Sooooo Small Would You Now? Why Was This Computer Going To Be Any Different? Huh? Tell Me? Fucking Tell Me! Why Must I Go Out Of My Way Looking Into Why You Lag So Badly Just So I Can Have A Normal Life And Use You Like Anybody Else Would And Could... Huh Tell Me Why You Have To Be So Special That I Have To Go On And On And On And On And On Endlessly Searching For The Error You Keep Fucking Giving Me. Im Tired And Sick To Death Of This Friggin Computer And I Have Just About Had Enough Of It To The Point Where I Will Chucked Out The God Damn Window. I Dont Care If It Makes A Loud Crash, I Dont Care If Lands On My Cat, I Dont Care If It Wakes Up The Neighbours, I Dont Care If It Sets On Fire, I Dont Care If The House Catches Fire Either And I Certantely Dont Care If It Hurts That God Damn Piece Of Junk Because You Know What Mr Computer, Your Not So Big After All, Your Just A Lame Buggered Up Piece Of Crap, Thats What You Are, You Are Worthless To Me, Okay Maybe Not But You Are Still A Crappy Piece Of Metal. My God Why Cant You Just Friggin Work, Huh Is It That Hard To Get Your Lazy Ass Into Gear And Let Me Do One God Damn Thing Without Any Friggin Hassle. What The Hell Is Wrong With You, I Dont Understand It, What Have I Done To Deserve This Tortue, Tell Me Because Your Not Making It Any Clear To Me, You Really Arnt And Im Getting Very Very Angry... Was It The Time That I Hit The Monitor Because You Shut Me Down Whilst I Was Chatting To My Girl On Msn? Huh Was It Because Of That Because I Didnt Mean It Honest I Was Just So Pissed Off That You Did That That I Had To Release My Anger Out On Something And You Just So Happened To Be Infront Of Me, Your So Childish Computer If Thats The Reason My God That Was Ten Friggin Years Ago, God Talk About Grudges. Okay Okay I See What Your Doing, Your Getting Your Revenge On Me Arnt You, Ah Yes It Makes Sense Now... How Facking Dare You, Huh? How Are Dare You Even Attempt To Get Revenge On Me Of All People, Do You Know Who Bought You? If It Wasnt For Me, You'd Be All Touched Up By Some Major Major Boney Nerd. Least Your Owner Does Not Hump You, Least Your Own Does Not Abuse You, Least Your Friggin Owner Actually Cleans You And For What? For What Hey? For You Too Go A Wall On Me And Not Work When I Need You Most. What Is That Computer Hey? What The Hell Is That You God Damn Piece Of No Good Junk. I'll Take You Too The Junk Yard Right Now You Know I Will Do It. Dont You Dare Test My Patience Because I Will Do It. You May Think Im A Soft Touch And All That But Im Not. No Im Not. So Dont Even Test Me Son, Just Dont. Ive Just About Had It Up To Here With Your Stupid Pathetic Excuse Of A Harddrive, Your Lazy Ass Needs To Get In Gear Now Before I Boot The Crap Out Of You. What Do You Really Think You'll Gain Out Of This Huh? What Will You Actually Gain Out Of Not Working For Your Beloved Owner. Do You Think Its Funny Or Something Because I Am Not Laughing. I Am Friggin Not Laughing Computer.... Enfact... Im Crying. Yes, Okay, I Know. You Made Me Cry. All These Times Together, We Shared And We Played. You Was My Love Computer, You Was The Only One That Was There When I Needed Some Joy, You Was My Fame, My Passion, You Was My Only Access To Porn, You Was The Light At The End Of A Broken Tunnel, Please Come Back Computer, I Dont Know What I'd Do Without You. Im Begging You, Please Just Work For Me Again. Listen Im Not Going To Tell You Again. Please. Im Asking Nicely. Is That So God Damn Hard For You To Understand. Are You Even Listening To Me. Are You? I Bet Your Not You Know. I Bet Im Talking To Myself. I Am Arnt I. Your Not Even Listening.... Im Sooooooooooooo Angry I Could Bite You Right Now ... Just Work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111




Wraith 5

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#2 11 years ago

I can't be bothered to read all that... but the simple fact that you posted that at least means that the computer is working to some degree....




Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I think Mary Poppins is fit.

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#3 11 years ago

No, im on my laptop. I just wanted to vent about it because i was so peed off :(




Greenvalv

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#4 11 years ago

I've had days like that.




rebornintheglory

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#5 11 years ago

I haven't. :)




Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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#6 11 years ago

Be thankful you're not in france. They literally ram cars in the car park if they can't get out etc.




Jackthehammer

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#7 11 years ago
rebornintheglory;3529168Life isn't all about cars, jack.

No, but that also means I've spent about 3000 euro on a car that worthless now without a 1000+ euro repair...




Jackthehammer

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#8 11 years ago

I've had a worse day though, I trying to sell my Ford Probe, and now some blithering idiot has driven into the side of it whilest parking, leaving a big dent and a lot of scratched paintwork, and left the scene without leaving a note.. leaving my car virtually worthless. GREAT, THANKS A LOT!.




rebornintheglory

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#9 11 years ago

Life isn't all about cars, jack.