17th June 2002
FYI, as part of the upcoming battle plan, Bob the Dog has been appointed the position of Master General of the Matt Militia. For all who do not know Bob the Dog, he is pure, unbridled evil with fur on. A keen, brilliant military strategist, Bob the Dog showed signs of sympathy to the Matt cause a couple of years ago when he first heard of it. He is unusual in that his version of dog years acually take seven human years, rather than vice versa. As such, he has learned from the successes and mistakes of the great strategists of recent military history first-hand. He has never lost a campaign. The Anglo-Australian War of 1997? He led that! And against all odds (he had three troops and no official declaration of war) he won! He has frequently given us useful pointers in the successful deployment of our 5.2 Units and their Amoured Cavalry support. Three days ago he passed the initiation test and became an honorary Matt with all the rights and priviledges that come with it. If you thought the Legions of Matt showed no mercy beforehand, wait until you encounter them now. Bob the Dog believes in the opposite of mercy. That's right. Whereas 'Ride of the Valkyries' was played in Apocalypse Now, Bob orders his troops to loop the Teletubby theme over and over throughout an attack.
this thread is a huge, annoying, waste of bandwidth. If I had to choose a "side" I would go with matt, cuz he's cooler. Don't know who pet is, nor do i care!
I think matt should make a user group, that would be cool.
If i had to pick i side i'd just make a noob side
Pethegreat(hard to pronounce) I support you because you play CNC Generals and Mr Matt doesnt!! I will stop contributing my demolitions to Matt, they are now yours, have fun with them :D
we must defeat mr. matt he has infected mt computer with spyware:mad: what will you need to defeat him i got all sorts of guns, tanks, planes, ships, and explosives:deal:
HEY leave mr.amtt alone our he'll probly kick your ass
Mr. MattPeople still think that the Matt Empire wants anything to do with GF :rolleyes:
I know. What's up with that... :n0e: