Nut up or shut up.
/me Zaps the Japs
[COLOR="Red"]Well, would you rather have blowing sand or blowing snow and your arms and hands freezing off?[/COLOR]
Sand stings the eyes and suffocates a man. (Women are fine)
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]But you keep your limbs!
Men freeze their nuts off and women freeze their tits off in snowstorms.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Sand gets in your peehole.
Dig a hole 900 feet down and drop a WTF Bomb in there that Bruce Willis will have to stay behind and manually detonate for some reason.
I could stay awake just to heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaar you breeeeeeeeaaaaathiiiiiiiin'
watch you smile while you are sleepin'