Basically, it works like this: Someone posts and says something like "slams hot shovel in Zamamee's face and forces hot coals down his throat" or something extremely violent like that, and everyone just says how they kill each other. And you don't have to die if you don't want to, so you can just pluck that 102mm rocket out of your head and beat someone around with it! Try it!
i see people are trying to copy my originll thread....
rev. 2 (more rules and more complicated)
Didn't realize, sorry. Oh wait, no I'm not! *Throws Holden out a 100th story window into a rosebush that I just lit on fire several seconds before* And by the way, now that I looked at yours, this one is a bit less formal. You don't have to wait at all. Just keep on kicking ass.
/me kicks Zamamee in the nuts, bashes the back of his head with the butt of his shotgun, then proceds to blow the 12 gaug into his face
No you don't, Zamamee stands right up, peels away his useless dead flesh and skin, reaches his hand through the skin on CorT's back, rips out his spine and dumps fleas into the giant hole in his flesh.
I think this should be moved to spam shouldn't it...?
*dumps napalm onto zamaee with chlorine gas and then cuts out his livers and barbeques it*
this is in spam. and zamamee, you're dead. face it. i won. the whole 'I"M NOT DEAD! I GOT BACK UP AND KILLED J00Z!!" defeats the whole idea of a war. you die you're dead.
This isn't a semi-realistic fight at all, CorT. It's just a way to visualize beating the crap out of everyone else and not even have limits. There is no death, just lots o' pain.
*Stuffs Zamamee's body full of gun powder and explosives, ties him in steel chains, soaks him in gasoline, gets 50 meters away, and blasts him with an 88m...