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Jellybean of Doom!

My chickens didn't die in vain

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#1 11 years ago

GAMINGFORUMS.COM - A recently leaked memo indicated the reason behind raising the Forum Security Level to "ultraviolet", currently the third highest state of emergency. Undercover moderators for the administration found Nigerian spamming cells training recruits in improvised iPod and Nokia pyramid schemes in remote areas of GamingForums, such as the Gears of War forum. The training threads were carpet deleted by a squadron of elite supermoderators, and then quickly covered up by the administration to prevent panic. Requests for interviews with the administration were pending at the time of this article's publication. Critics of the administration have pointed out that the color-coded Security Advisory System has some inherent failures. The first of which is the lack of knowledge amongst the public about its existence. The second criticism is that the "colors" used are not in fact colors. The electromagnetic radiation used is not within the visible spectrum of light. In fact, this problem was outlined in the memo where the different branches of administration were not even aware that there was a security problem. The scope of the spamming cells was not made clear until the databases began to experience difficulties in displaying posts without crashing the forum. The ability to search was revoked to the general public in an effort to prevent the accidental spread of any propaganda or teaching material by the destructive spammers. When this news was made public three days ago, the general panic lead to a decline in economic growth. n0e asked that the forum do it's patriotic duty by posting. "keep spamming until you reach the next page" became the new slogan by the administration in response to forumites' worries of losing their posting portfolios. The administration has asked that all suspicious posting activity be reported to the nearest law enforcement personnel. If access to the private mail system is inaccessible on Sundays, members are asked to leave a voice message via the Report Post button. In other news, to meet the demands of an expanding bureaucracy, the1chaos and Mr.McFancyPants were promoted to supermoderators. The Non-Affilliated Affiliation Party is expected to protest the appointments by the administration.




Dragonelf68

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#2 11 years ago

Wtf?


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MrFancypants Forum Admin

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#3 11 years ago

I like this thread. You should start some kind of GF-newspaper.




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#4 11 years ago

you saw nothing, keep moving




Plebian

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#5 11 years ago

kthxbai.




Cap'n Rommel

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#6 11 years ago

stop saying that..nub




Plebian

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#7 11 years ago

okay, thank you. bye.




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#8 11 years ago

:uhh:




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#9 11 years ago

:uhh::ditto::uhh:


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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#10 11 years ago

:withstupid: