All who live in tyranny and hopelessness can know: the United States will not ignore your oppression, or excuse your oppressors. For just $14.95 per month, we will send you the 'DIY: Kick out the Evil Nutcase' pack. Contained within your first starter pack will be instructions on how to build secret hideouts, how to organise meetings with other rebels, how to shoot a secret policeman in the face with an AK47, and a wonderful set of 3D glasses to see the centre pull-out of Saddam Hussein in his Teletubby underpants. Order via our website ( www.iwanttobeakick-assrebel.com ) and you will receive a free gasmask AND a limited edition 'I'm a rebel; what you gonna do about it?' bumper sticker. Discover oil in your country within three days and we will send a FREE aircraft carrier OR armoured division! That's right, FREE! The best hope for peace in your world is to send $14.95 to your local US embassy for your first starter pack. Why delay? Order now, or your leader will definitely cut your genitals off!
OMGOMG look at the fish.
:salute:
ChiefyOMGOMG look at the fish.
Errr. Ok
Website doesn't work :( And I want my carrier!
Mr. MattAll who live in tyranny and hopelessness can know: the United States will not ignore your oppression, or excuse your oppressors. For just $14.95 per month, we will send you the 'DIY: Kick out the Evil Nutcase' pack. Contained within your first starter pack will be instructions on how to build secret hideouts, how to organise meetings with other rebels, how to shoot a secret policeman in the face with an AK47, and a wonderful set of 3D glasses to see the centre pull-out of Saddam Hussein in his Teletubby underpants. Order via our website ( www.iwanttobeakick-assrebel.com ) and you will receive a free gasmask AND a limited edition 'I'm a rebel; what you gonna do about it?' bumper sticker. Discover oil in your country within three days and we will send a FREE aircraft carrier OR armoured division! That's right, FREE! The best hope for peace in your world is to send $14.95 to your local US embassy for your first starter pack. Why delay? Order now, or your leader will definitely cut your genitals off!
No.
NusentinsainoNo.
Now there's somebody who has hair. :thumbsup:
ChiefyNow there's somebody who has hair. :thumbsup:
:agreed
i am sensing sarcasm from you Matt.....
oh ok.
i didnt think so. you seem like a very unsarcastic person.
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