If you have a few moments you have to read this :lol:.
11/12/07(Mon)15:10:59 Step 1: Call 972-686-8899 Step 3: Ask to pre-order Battletoads Step 4: ????????????????????? Step 5: PROFIT!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:12:16 potential >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:23:52 Me: Can I pre-order Battletoads? Him: MAN! I am on the other line with a guy doing this to me. Why do you guys do this? >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:26:59 WHAT THE FUCK LMAO!!! I CALLED IT AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!! Me: Yes, I'd like to pre-order Battletoads. Will that be available? Him: Yes, it's actually not going to be released until Christmas day. Me: Oh really? Him: Yeah. I'd actually like to recommend another title too, it's called "Ace Combat 7: Battletoads edition." It actually will have The toads on planes during combat. Me: That sounds amazing! Him: You have no idea. Me: I think I'll come in and pick that up in person! Him: Sounds good. *phone ringing in background* Ah, seems we're going to be getting a lot of calls for this here today. As usual. Me: Ok then, see you soon! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:28:36 No.45219454 wow just wow. "PLEASE STOP CALLING US! WE REGOING TO GET IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OUR LIBES ARE FULL." >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:29:29 me: hi i'd like to preorder battletoads! gs: did you just call? me: no i'd like to preorder battletoads though. gs: well if you want that i'd like to go ahead and suggest ace combat 3: battletoads edition, and what they do is the battletoads actually fight from the wings.. and i have another call coming, probably for battletoads, so i'm gonna let you go. me: okay, do a barrel roll! gs: alllright >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:32:48 ask for final fantasy 23, the legacy of longcat >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:33:08 someone needs to call and ask if they carry the strategy guide for battletoads >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:33:10 me: hi i'd like to pre-order battletoads him: thanks for calling gamestop, home of battletoads, me: hi yea, i'd like some battletoadz him: well they've just released a new game, Ace Combat 7: Battletoads edition," are you sure you don't want that? me: yes i want my battletoads him: sorry i've got another call coming in, probably about battletoads, have a nice day! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:33:25 lol I just did it too. It was busy at first =P >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:35:06 oh lawd they love it. Lets help them have a great day! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:35:37 Me: Hi could I place a pre-order for battletoads? Him: Could you please come in my store so I can snap your neck. Me: Ok, see you soon. Him: Asshole. PROFITTTTTTTTTTTTTT >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:36:17 everytime i call they just laugh >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:36:23 James picked up and asked me if i wanted the PS2 ver or 360 i lol'd >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:37:26 They just hung up on me D: >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:39:44 STICKY THIS SHIT >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:39:56 lmfao, i just got back from town east and i was in gamestop and just started laughing my ass off at them every time they answered the phone. i knew anon was behind it but i wasnt gonna spoil the fun. by the way, i went up to him and asked in person to preorder battletoads. i got the "you son of a bitch" look and walked out cause he had to answer the phone. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:39:57 LOL Him: Hey this is James. Me: Hi James I would like to make a pre-order today. Him: Yeah well die in a fire. CLICK rofl >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:42:35 SOMEONE RECORD THEIR CONVO >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:42:39 I CALLED AGAIN!!!! Me: Yes, do you guys accept handhelds for trade, like a PSP? Him: Yes, we can do store credit for that which you can use in any of our stores. Me: Oh cool. How much could I get for it? Him: Depends on it's condition, but maybe around $50 for it. Me: Not bad. How many copies of Battletoads can I get for that much? Him: GOD DAMMIT. *click* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:44:06 the damn line is busy >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:44:22 606-325-9410 WE HAVE A MASSIVE SHIPMENT COMING IN!!!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:45:12 i want to call again now, but line's busy. i feel like i'm calling into a radio show. PLAN: everyone's posting numbers, but OP needs to step in and decide on a dedicated new one, so the lulz may continue. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:45:50 00440-79991-11987 they got the battletoadz!!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:46:04 him: thanks for calling gs, how can i help you me: hi, i was wondering if you all are accepting applications him: yeah, just go to [whatever website] to apply online, and a manager will call you me: cool - how much does like a cashier pay there? him: about 7.50 an hour me: oh. is there anyway i could be paid in used battletoads games? him: fuck you >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:46:52
OP here. Why call another store? No, we keep up the good work on this one. We've been calling this store for Battletoads for over a year now. :] >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:47:16 OP here. I called 606-325-9410 and the dude is freaking out on me. hit this one for massive lulz >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:47:24 gs: welcome to gamestop, home of the battle toads ten, new edition preorders me: how much will that cost me? gs:more than you could ever afford thanks, /b/ you made my day >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:47:53 lmfao, these "Call xxx-xxx-xxxx and ask to pre-order Battletoad" threads still make me lol every time I see em. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:48:14 1000 internets to anyone who can record a rick roll em >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:48:36 This thread needs audio recordings. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:49:04
The guy here is actually checking to see if there is a copy of Battletoads. 11/12/07(Mon)15:49:30 audiorecording of this would be so win, the internet would implode >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:49:36 Me: Hello, this is Hogart Hughes, I'd like to place a pre-order! Them: Ehhh, go play in traffic. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:50:53 this shit should be archived >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:51:08 HAHAHAHAHA called 606-325-9410 dude is looking for it came back to my rofl and yelled at me >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:51:22 Me: I'm looking for a game concole for my nephew, he's 10, is a Wii or 360 better? Him: the 360 is for more serious gamers, the Wii is for all ages Me: What console does battle toads run on? *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:51:29 oh james, why did you hang up on me? >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:52:08 GS: "Hi this is james." Me: "Hey what kind of games are coming out in the next year?" GS: "can you hold on a second?" *hangs up* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:52:18 We need to archive this! What are you waiting for, David? >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:15 i rickroll'd him he hung up >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:30
This guy is threatening to trace me. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:45 I called and they said: Thank you for calling GameStop we have Battletoads how may I help you. I said what did you say about my mother and called him a cunt and said he's gonna die tonight and hung up. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:46 OMG!!! i work in the arcade down from the 606-325-9410 i walked in and the dude is going fucking crazy. KEEP GOING!!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:52 wow what a bunch of faggots at that store, when assholes start rampantly calling i just take the phones off the hook. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:54:46 him: so and so at gamestop youre one stop battletoad shop haha >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:54:49 No.45221435 Original Line is busy, need moar numbers near DFW >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:55:10 No.45221463 This call sucked. GS: Hey, thank you for calling GameStop, this is James, can I help you? ME: What's up, man? I was wondering if Metal Gear Solid 4 was available for preorder yet? GS: Uh, nah, it's not coming out until Spring so we probably won't take preorders until about January. ME: Oh, okay, cool. And Rock Band for PS3? GS: PS3 preorders are filled up, but we still have some left for the PS2. ME: Right on, right on. And what about Battletoads? <> >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:55:36 I called the Kentucky OP # Him: Hi, thank you for calling Gamestop. Me: Yeah, I have a question for you. I want to trade in my Xbox 360, how much money can I get for that? Him: Let me look it up. You can get $150 for the system and $50 for the 20Gb hard drive. Me: Store Credit or Cash? Him: Store credit. Me: Ok. How many copies of Battletoads can I get for that much store credit? Him: *hang up* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:56:06 LMAO COPS ANSWERED >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:56:08 Me: Hi, did you happen to get your shipment of Super Mario Galaxy in yet? Him: We'll get it tomorrow. Did you want to preorder it? Me: No, I already preordered for that, but i had a question about a tradein. Him: Sure. Me: I was curious how much you would pay for a PS3 and a 360 Elite. I don't really play them much anymore, so... Him: Well, depending on the condition there in, we could pay you [insert bullshit number he probably made up] for the pair. Me: Oh, that's great. I'll probably bring those in tomorrow. Btw, could I pick up a copy of that new Ace Combat 7: Battletoads at War game? I heard the toads fight on the wings. Him: ...you son of a bitch. Poor bastard wasted about 10 minutes there. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:57:08 i'm looking for a new laser for my ps2, do you have one in stock? actually, it would probably cost less to trade in yuor old ps2 and get a new one, probly about 70$ oh wow that sounds great! i'm also trying to sell a copy of ffxii, do you know how much i can get? about 7$ ah well.. oh do you know when battletoads is coming in? .... we're getting a big shipment this week! oh great! i gotta go though, i got in one little fight and my mama got scared *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:57:09 GS: Hello this is officer "So and so" me: Is this not gamestop? GS: Are you one of the battletoads people? me: CLICK >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:57:49 called for the lulz: Him: Hi welcome to gamestop home of the battletoads how may I help you? Me: Hi id like to place a pre-order for battletoads please Him: *hangs up* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:58:17 GS: Hello, how may I help you? Me: I've been trying to call for 3 hours now. What the hell kind of store are you running? GS: I'm sorry, sir, I'm just really stressed... Me: Well how is that my problem? GS: You aren't calling for battletoads, are you? Me: What the fuck is Battletoads, I'm looking for combatfrogs. *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:58:26 cops are answering now >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:58:32 gs: police department, this is officer shelly CLICK >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:59:33 tell her tits or GTFO >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:59:46 ask the cop if he has any battletoads, it's not like he can trace your numbers from gamestop lol >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:59:51 Me: I'm interested in preordering a game called Conflictfrogs. Him: I'm awfully sorry about that. -click- >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:59:55 (817) 590-0900 Another at a mall (so probably busy, meaning frustrated epic lulz) in the DFW area (closer to Fort Worth, so the area code is different). I will personally drive up there to pick up a copy of Battletoads if I have to. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:00:04 oh no, the POLICE! >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:00:48 Him: Welcome to Gamestop, blah blah blah. Me: I was just wondering what games were popular right now? He didn't answer my question, he pulled the phone away and I heard him say to some girl next to him, "No, you talk to him." Then they hung up on me. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:00:53 Cops cant do shit to you really, your asking a legit question about a game. Rickroll them too or bel-air them if you can >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:01:22 606-325-9410 Me: Hi do you have any Wiis in stock? Him: No we don't. Me: How about battletoads? Him: FUCK YOU *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:01:56 LOL They didn't even say anything. Just picked up the phone, I heard another phone ringing in the background, and then they hung up. Omfg >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:02:13 OP is right 606-325-9410 by far the best response i get is from this dude. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:02:24 Ask for Battletoads: Law and Order Edition If you get the police >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:02:40 (509) 884-9282 The bitch actually looked everything up for it. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:03:09 817-722-7979 Go to it. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:03:26 For pussies to afraid to use a phone: Step 1: go to www.skype.com Step 2: Download Skype Step 3: Make an account and get 10 free minutes Step 4: ????????????????????????????????? Step 5: PROFIT!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:03:40 me/GS: "Hey guys, do you have-- WE DONT HAVE BATTLETOADS" >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:06 GS: Hello thank you for calling GameStop! We buy in and trade out games! This is kasey, how may I help you? Me: Hello yes I'm wondering if you have G.H.3. And S.T.F.U. For sale yet GS: Pardon? Me: Battletoads!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -click- >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:11 me/GS: "Hey guys, do you have-- WE DONT HAVE BATTLETOADS" >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:21 ME:I'd like to preorder battletoads Him: We have Ace Combat battletoads edition MEO NOT WANT Him: DRIVE IN TO ORDER BATTLETOADS ME:FUCK YOU IM MARTY MCFLY >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:29 if the cops answer just say you were getting help trying to figure out how to catch mudkip in pokemon diamond >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:33 ROFLMAO How do you guys think of shit like this? I hope they don't trace my calls I can't stop. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:05:00 the OP gamestop employees are starting to flip the fuck out now. james is making veiled threats before hanging up >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:05:15 (203) 397-5494 Delaney's Tap Room, one of their bartenders was a manager at Gamestop, and was always a dick to me. Preorder some battletoads. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:05:19 606-325-9410 hahaha just walked down to gs and see if anon is really calling and the dude is in tears. no fucking joke he is about to cry. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:05:33 just tried OP number again. No answer. New number that we all need to agree on. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:06:00 GS: Hello, this is Gamestop, home of Battletoads. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:06:06 I can see it now. FOXNEWS TERROR ALERT! GameStops around the country have been receiving calls for a game called "BattleToads" from hundreds of anonymous callers. We believe "BattleToads" is some kind of code to prepare for a real life attack on major malls that have GameStops in them. If you or a loved one work at or around a GameStop please seek shelter until this investigation is over. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:09:12 Called earlier GS: GameStop, this is James can I help you? ME: Uhh hi I was looking for umm Call of duty whats the newest editions do you have? GS: Call of Duty 4 is the newest ME: Oh, okay, thats battletoads edition right? GS: fuck Click Cop are answering now? thats hilarious maybe ill call again >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:11:35 OP number is constantly busy THE POWER OF /b/!!!!!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:11:40 We just had a serious debate on whether AC7: Battletoads would actually come out. Guy was actually pretty cool about it. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:13:03 Him: This is ellensburg gamecrazy, how can I help you? Me: Yes, I would like to pre-order a game. Him: Okay, what's it called? Me: Battletoads. Him: (laughs) That's pretty old, you might wanna check the discount bin, we have older games in there. Me: Oh, I must be mistaken. Try "combat frogs". Him: (laughs) Seriously? Me: Yes, my friends and I were playing it one night and afterwards we did the mash. We did the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash. Him: (laughs harder) Me: ...okay, nevermind. *click* LOL, that guy was awesome. I wonder what I'd have to say to make him hang up. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:13:12 GS: Gamestop how can i help you? Me: BATTLETOADS!!!!!!!!!! GS: ...jesus fuckin christ c'mon *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:16:02 Me: Hello, I'd like to place a pre-order! Him: Would it happen to be battletoads? Me: Yes! Chick: YOU BETTER STOP CALLING CAUSE WE HAVE YOUR NUMBER ON CALLER ID AND IF YOU DON'T STOP CALLING WE'LL START CALLING YOU LIKE YOU'RE DOING TO US Me: Okay. 8) -click- >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:15:25 Me: Hi I was fixing dinner earlier and I overheard my son playing on the phone and I checked the number it's your game store. gs: Ah yeah we've been getting a lot of those calls lately. Me: Yes, well it won't be happening again and James won't be getting a copy of battle toads for christmas either! gs: Fucking hell *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:17:02 Him: Thank you for calling Gamestop. so and so speaking. Me: What games do you have coming out for pre-order this month. Him: Oh, well a bunch. We have this and this and this. Me: Do you have Battletoads for Xbox 360 on preorder? Him: Some mumbled insult. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:18:47 i called Me:How much is a copy of brain age for the nintendo ds? Him:34.99 (what the fuck its like 20 dollars where i live) Me: How much is a copy of battletoads? him: stop calling you son of a bitch pic was me when i was calling >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:18:49 Someone go to the store and get James' picture. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:19:35 him: Gamespot home of the.....uhh Ace combat me: He, just wondering, do you guys pre order? Him: Is it battletoads? comes out christmas day me: no I want assassins creed, wtf is battletoads? him: comes out tuesday me: do you guys have the collectors? him: no sold out me: can the regular do a barrel roll? him : sure can *click* > 11/12/07(Mon)16:22:04 him "hello this is dominos" "i'd like to preorder battletoads" "battletoads? this is dominos man this isn't gamestop" LOL @ "THIS ISN'T GAMESTOP" >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:23:04 First Call was this. Second Call: GS: Hi, this is officer Shelly. Me: Hi Officer Shelly, how are you today? GS: (sounding confused)oookaayy? Me: That's good, may I ask you something? GS: Yes? Me: Has your son ever played the game, Battletoads? *click* Me: Can I get info on Dragon Quest Monsters Them: Battletoads? Me: Dragon Quest Monsters Them: Did you get our number on eBaumsWorld? Me: Yeah Them: You're being traced by Mesquite police department. Me: Fuck >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:24:28 Me: Do you have the Halo 3 collector's edition? GS: We have the legendary edition with the helmet ME: Do you have Battletoads edition? GS: Hahaha, I knew that was coming. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:25:05 Me: Hey I was wondering how long you hold games for? GS: What do you mean? Me: I got Need For Speed Pro Street preordered but I don't think I can pick it up on the 13th GS: We will usually hold it for at least 48 hours but if you need more time just call us and let us know and we can make arrangements. Me: oh good good... So um... My battletoads preorder from 1993 is ki- *click*
LOL, that's awesome.
Laughed my ass off:
Me: Yes, do you guys accept handhelds for trade, like a PSP? Him: Yes, we can do store credit for that which you can use in any of our stores. Me: Oh cool. How much could I get for it? Him: Depends on it's condition, but maybe around $50 for it. Me: Not bad. How many copies of Battletoads can I get for that much? Him: GOD DAMMIT.
The cream of the crop
20th August 2003
That was awesome. That is so brilliant. Link to orginal site?
I pretend to do stuff.
16th January 2004
From the layout (and content), it looks as if it's from a chan. Which, due to various things ranging from goru hentai to bestiality, aren't allowed to be linked to.
Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
You can find a big thread about it at the PHW Online forums, but the original is from 4chan, so no linky
nice, I think I'll walk into the local gamestop and askif they have battletoads
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.;4038717You can find a big thread about it at the PHW Online forums, but the original is from 4chan, so no linky
Ya, the original came from 4chan and the thread was deleted I think. PHW is still around? I thought they "blew up" :(.
lol, reminds me of how we once messed with one of the guys from the cafeteria back in school. Same principle, we'd always go ask for something a few minutes apart.
Us: "Hey, do you have droles?" Him: "What are droles?" Us: "It's a mix of cake and ice-cream" Him: "Uh, no...we don't have that"
We kept that up for about half an hour until he started saying "WE DON'T *have* DROLES" to any approaching senior pupil :rofl:
Awesome find though :lol:
I want that game I liked the one gamestop guy who actually liked the joke