"World's Best Boss"
14th August 2004
If you have a few moments you have to read this :lol:.
11/12/07(Mon)15:10:59 Step 1: Call 972-686-8899 Step 3: Ask to pre-order Battletoads Step 4: ????????????????????? Step 5: PROFIT!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:12:16 potential >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:23:52 Me: Can I pre-order Battletoads? Him: MAN! I am on the other line with a guy doing this to me. Why do you guys do this? >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:26:59 WHAT THE FUCK LMAO!!! I CALLED IT AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!! Me: Yes, I'd like to pre-order Battletoads. Will that be available? Him: Yes, it's actually not going to be released until Christmas day. Me: Oh really? Him: Yeah. I'd actually like to recommend another title too, it's called "Ace Combat 7: Battletoads edition." It actually will have The toads on planes during combat. Me: That sounds amazing! Him: You have no idea. Me: I think I'll come in and pick that up in person! Him: Sounds good. *phone ringing in background* Ah, seems we're going to be getting a lot of calls for this here today. As usual. Me: Ok then, see you soon! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:28:36 No.45219454 wow just wow. "PLEASE STOP CALLING US! WE REGOING TO GET IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OUR LIBES ARE FULL." >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:29:29 me: hi i'd like to preorder battletoads! gs: did you just call? me: no i'd like to preorder battletoads though. gs: well if you want that i'd like to go ahead and suggest ace combat 3: battletoads edition, and what they do is the battletoads actually fight from the wings.. and i have another call coming, probably for battletoads, so i'm gonna let you go. me: okay, do a barrel roll! gs: alllright >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:32:48 ask for final fantasy 23, the legacy of longcat >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:33:08 someone needs to call and ask if they carry the strategy guide for battletoads >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:33:10 me: hi i'd like to pre-order battletoads him: thanks for calling gamestop, home of battletoads, me: hi yea, i'd like some battletoadz him: well they've just released a new game, Ace Combat 7: Battletoads edition," are you sure you don't want that? me: yes i want my battletoads him: sorry i've got another call coming in, probably about battletoads, have a nice day! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:33:25 lol I just did it too. It was busy at first =P >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:35:06 oh lawd they love it. Lets help them have a great day! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:35:37 Me: Hi could I place a pre-order for battletoads? Him: Could you please come in my store so I can snap your neck. Me: Ok, see you soon. Him: Asshole. PROFITTTTTTTTTTTTTT >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:36:17 everytime i call they just laugh >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:36:23 James picked up and asked me if i wanted the PS2 ver or 360 i lol'd >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:37:26 They just hung up on me D: >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:39:44 STICKY THIS SHIT >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:39:56 lmfao, i just got back from town east and i was in gamestop and just started laughing my ass off at them every time they answered the phone. i knew anon was behind it but i wasnt gonna spoil the fun. by the way, i went up to him and asked in person to preorder battletoads. i got the "you son of a bitch" look and walked out cause he had to answer the phone. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:39:57 LOL Him: Hey this is James. Me: Hi James I would like to make a pre-order today. Him: Yeah well die in a fire. CLICK rofl >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:42:35 SOMEONE RECORD THEIR CONVO >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:42:39 I CALLED AGAIN!!!! Me: Yes, do you guys accept handhelds for trade, like a PSP? Him: Yes, we can do store credit for that which you can use in any of our stores. Me: Oh cool. How much could I get for it? Him: Depends on it's condition, but maybe around $50 for it. Me: Not bad. How many copies of Battletoads can I get for that much? Him: GOD DAMMIT. *click* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:44:06 the damn line is busy >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:44:22 606-325-9410 WE HAVE A MASSIVE SHIPMENT COMING IN!!!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:45:12 i want to call again now, but line's busy. i feel like i'm calling into a radio show. PLAN: everyone's posting numbers, but OP needs to step in and decide on a dedicated new one, so the lulz may continue. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:45:50 00440-79991-11987 they got the battletoadz!!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:46:04 him: thanks for calling gs, how can i help you me: hi, i was wondering if you all are accepting applications him: yeah, just go to [whatever website] to apply online, and a manager will call you me: cool - how much does like a cashier pay there? him: about 7.50 an hour me: oh. is there anyway i could be paid in used battletoads games? him: fuck you >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:46:52
OP here. Why call another store? No, we keep up the good work on this one. We've been calling this store for Battletoads for over a year now. :] >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:47:16 OP here. I called 606-325-9410 and the dude is freaking out on me. hit this one for massive lulz >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:47:24 gs: welcome to gamestop, home of the battle toads ten, new edition preorders me: how much will that cost me? gs:more than you could ever afford thanks, /b/ you made my day >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:47:53 lmfao, these "Call xxx-xxx-xxxx and ask to pre-order Battletoad" threads still make me lol every time I see em. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:48:14 1000 internets to anyone who can record a rick roll em >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:48:36 This thread needs audio recordings. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:49:04
The guy here is actually checking to see if there is a copy of Battletoads. 11/12/07(Mon)15:49:30 audiorecording of this would be so win, the internet would implode >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:49:36 Me: Hello, this is Hogart Hughes, I'd like to place a pre-order! Them: Ehhh, go play in traffic. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:50:53 this shit should be archived >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:51:08 HAHAHAHAHA called 606-325-9410 dude is looking for it came back to my rofl and yelled at me >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:51:22 Me: I'm looking for a game concole for my nephew, he's 10, is a Wii or 360 better? Him: the 360 is for more serious gamers, the Wii is for all ages Me: What console does battle toads run on? *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:51:29 oh james, why did you hang up on me? >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:52:08 GS: "Hi this is james." Me: "Hey what kind of games are coming out in the next year?" GS: "can you hold on a second?" *hangs up* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:52:18 We need to archive this! What are you waiting for, David? >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:15 i rickroll'd him he hung up >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:30
This guy is threatening to trace me. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:45 I called and they said: Thank you for calling GameStop we have Battletoads how may I help you. I said what did you say about my mother and called him a cunt and said he's gonna die tonight and hung up. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:46 OMG!!! i work in the arcade down from the 606-325-9410 i walked in and the dude is going fucking crazy. KEEP GOING!!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:53:52 wow what a bunch of faggots at that store, when assholes start rampantly calling i just take the phones off the hook. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:54:46 him: so and so at gamestop youre one stop battletoad shop haha >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:54:49 No.45221435 Original Line is busy, need moar numbers near DFW >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:55:10 No.45221463 This call sucked. GS: Hey, thank you for calling GameStop, this is James, can I help you? ME: What's up, man? I was wondering if Metal Gear Solid 4 was available for preorder yet? GS: Uh, nah, it's not coming out until Spring so we probably won't take preorders until about January. ME: Oh, okay, cool. And Rock Band for PS3? GS: PS3 preorders are filled up, but we still have some left for the PS2. ME: Right on, right on. And what about Battletoads? <> >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:55:36 I called the Kentucky OP # Him: Hi, thank you for calling Gamestop. Me: Yeah, I have a question for you. I want to trade in my Xbox 360, how much money can I get for that? Him: Let me look it up. You can get $150 for the system and $50 for the 20Gb hard drive. Me: Store Credit or Cash? Him: Store credit. Me: Ok. How many copies of Battletoads can I get for that much store credit? Him: *hang up* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:56:06 LMAO COPS ANSWERED >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:56:08 Me: Hi, did you happen to get your shipment of Super Mario Galaxy in yet? Him: We'll get it tomorrow. Did you want to preorder it? Me: No, I already preordered for that, but i had a question about a tradein. Him: Sure. Me: I was curious how much you would pay for a PS3 and a 360 Elite. I don't really play them much anymore, so... Him: Well, depending on the condition there in, we could pay you [insert bullshit number he probably made up] for the pair. Me: Oh, that's great. I'll probably bring those in tomorrow. Btw, could I pick up a copy of that new Ace Combat 7: Battletoads at War game? I heard the toads fight on the wings. Him: ...you son of a bitch. Poor bastard wasted about 10 minutes there. >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:57:08 i'm looking for a new laser for my ps2, do you have one in stock? actually, it would probably cost less to trade in yuor old ps2 and get a new one, probly about 70$ oh wow that sounds great! i'm also trying to sell a copy of ffxii, do you know how much i can get? about 7$ ah well.. oh do you know when battletoads is coming in? .... we're getting a big shipment this week! oh great! i gotta go though, i got in one little fight and my mama got scared *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:57:09 GS: Hello this is officer "So and so" me: Is this not gamestop? GS: Are you one of the battletoads people? me: CLICK >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:57:49 called for the lulz: Him: Hi welcome to gamestop home of the battletoads how may I help you? Me: Hi id like to place a pre-order for battletoads please Him: *hangs up* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:58:17 GS: Hello, how may I help you? Me: I've been trying to call for 3 hours now. What the hell kind of store are you running? GS: I'm sorry, sir, I'm just really stressed... Me: Well how is that my problem? GS: You aren't calling for battletoads, are you? Me: What the fuck is Battletoads, I'm looking for combatfrogs. *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:58:26 cops are answering now >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:58:32 gs: police department, this is officer shelly CLICK >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:59:33 tell her tits or GTFO >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:59:46 ask the cop if he has any battletoads, it's not like he can trace your numbers from gamestop lol >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:59:51 Me: I'm interested in preordering a game called Conflictfrogs. Him: I'm awfully sorry about that. -click- >> 11/12/07(Mon)15:59:55 (817) 590-0900 Another at a mall (so probably busy, meaning frustrated epic lulz) in the DFW area (closer to Fort Worth, so the area code is different). I will personally drive up there to pick up a copy of Battletoads if I have to. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:00:04 oh no, the POLICE! >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:00:48 Him: Welcome to Gamestop, blah blah blah. Me: I was just wondering what games were popular right now? He didn't answer my question, he pulled the phone away and I heard him say to some girl next to him, "No, you talk to him." Then they hung up on me. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:00:53 Cops cant do shit to you really, your asking a legit question about a game. Rickroll them too or bel-air them if you can >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:01:22 606-325-9410 Me: Hi do you have any Wiis in stock? Him: No we don't. Me: How about battletoads? Him: FUCK YOU *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:01:56 LOL They didn't even say anything. Just picked up the phone, I heard another phone ringing in the background, and then they hung up. Omfg >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:02:13 OP is right 606-325-9410 by far the best response i get is from this dude. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:02:24 Ask for Battletoads: Law and Order Edition If you get the police >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:02:40 (509) 884-9282 The bitch actually looked everything up for it. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:03:09 817-722-7979 Go to it. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:03:26 For pussies to afraid to use a phone: Step 1: go to www.skype.com Step 2: Download Skype Step 3: Make an account and get 10 free minutes Step 4: ????????????????????????????????? Step 5: PROFIT!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:03:40 me/GS: "Hey guys, do you have-- WE DONT HAVE BATTLETOADS" >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:06 GS: Hello thank you for calling GameStop! We buy in and trade out games! This is kasey, how may I help you? Me: Hello yes I'm wondering if you have G.H.3. And S.T.F.U. For sale yet GS: Pardon? Me: Battletoads!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -click- >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:11 me/GS: "Hey guys, do you have-- WE DONT HAVE BATTLETOADS" >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:21 ME:I'd like to preorder battletoads Him: We have Ace Combat battletoads edition MEO NOT WANT Him: DRIVE IN TO ORDER BATTLETOADS ME:FUCK YOU IM MARTY MCFLY >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:29 if the cops answer just say you were getting help trying to figure out how to catch mudkip in pokemon diamond >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:04:33 ROFLMAO How do you guys think of shit like this? I hope they don't trace my calls I can't stop. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:05:00 the OP gamestop employees are starting to flip the fuck out now. james is making veiled threats before hanging up >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:05:15 (203) 397-5494 Delaney's Tap Room, one of their bartenders was a manager at Gamestop, and was always a dick to me. Preorder some battletoads. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:05:19 606-325-9410 hahaha just walked down to gs and see if anon is really calling and the dude is in tears. no fucking joke he is about to cry. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:05:33 just tried OP number again. No answer. New number that we all need to agree on. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:06:00 GS: Hello, this is Gamestop, home of Battletoads. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:06:06 I can see it now. FOXNEWS TERROR ALERT! GameStops around the country have been receiving calls for a game called "BattleToads" from hundreds of anonymous callers. We believe "BattleToads" is some kind of code to prepare for a real life attack on major malls that have GameStops in them. If you or a loved one work at or around a GameStop please seek shelter until this investigation is over. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:09:12 Called earlier GS: GameStop, this is James can I help you? ME: Uhh hi I was looking for umm Call of duty whats the newest editions do you have? GS: Call of Duty 4 is the newest ME: Oh, okay, thats battletoads edition right? GS: fuck Click Cop are answering now? thats hilarious maybe ill call again >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:11:35 OP number is constantly busy THE POWER OF /b/!!!!!!! >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:11:40 We just had a serious debate on whether AC7: Battletoads would actually come out. Guy was actually pretty cool about it. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:13:03 Him: This is ellensburg gamecrazy, how can I help you? Me: Yes, I would like to pre-order a game. Him: Okay, what's it called? Me: Battletoads. Him: (laughs) That's pretty old, you might wanna check the discount bin, we have older games in there. Me: Oh, I must be mistaken. Try "combat frogs". Him: (laughs) Seriously? Me: Yes, my friends and I were playing it one night and afterwards we did the mash. We did the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash. Him: (laughs harder) Me: ...okay, nevermind. *click* LOL, that guy was awesome. I wonder what I'd have to say to make him hang up. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:13:12 GS: Gamestop how can i help you? Me: BATTLETOADS!!!!!!!!!! GS: ...jesus fuckin christ c'mon *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:16:02 Me: Hello, I'd like to place a pre-order! Him: Would it happen to be battletoads? Me: Yes! Chick: YOU BETTER STOP CALLING CAUSE WE HAVE YOUR NUMBER ON CALLER ID AND IF YOU DON'T STOP CALLING WE'LL START CALLING YOU LIKE YOU'RE DOING TO US Me: Okay. 8) -click- >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:15:25 Me: Hi I was fixing dinner earlier and I overheard my son playing on the phone and I checked the number it's your game store. gs: Ah yeah we've been getting a lot of those calls lately. Me: Yes, well it won't be happening again and James won't be getting a copy of battle toads for christmas either! gs: Fucking hell *click* >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:17:02 Him: Thank you for calling Gamestop. so and so speaking. Me: What games do you have coming out for pre-order this month. Him: Oh, well a bunch. We have this and this and this. Me: Do you have Battletoads for Xbox 360 on preorder? Him: Some mumbled insult. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:18:47 i called Me:How much is a copy of brain age for the nintendo ds? Him:34.99 (what the fuck its like 20 dollars where i live) Me: How much is a copy of battletoads? him: stop calling you son of a bitch pic was me when i was calling >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:18:49 Someone go to the store and get James' picture. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:19:35 him: Gamespot home of the.....uhh Ace combat me: He, just wondering, do you guys pre order? Him: Is it battletoads? comes out christmas day me: no I want assassins creed, wtf is battletoads? him: comes out tuesday me: do you guys have the collectors? him: no sold out me: can the regular do a barrel roll? him : sure can *click* > 11/12/07(Mon)16:22:04 him "hello this is dominos" "i'd like to preorder battletoads" "battletoads? this is dominos man this isn't gamestop" LOL @ "THIS ISN'T GAMESTOP" >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:23:04 First Call was this. Second Call: GS: Hi, this is officer Shelly. Me: Hi Officer Shelly, how are you today? GS: (sounding confused)oookaayy? Me: That's good, may I ask you something? GS: Yes? Me: Has your son ever played the game, Battletoads? *click* Me: Can I get info on Dragon Quest Monsters Them: Battletoads? Me: Dragon Quest Monsters Them: Did you get our number on eBaumsWorld? Me: Yeah Them: You're being traced by Mesquite police department. Me: Fuck >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:24:28 Me: Do you have the Halo 3 collector's edition? GS: We have the legendary edition with the helmet ME: Do you have Battletoads edition? GS: Hahaha, I knew that was coming. >> 11/12/07(Mon)16:25:05 Me: Hey I was wondering how long you hold games for? GS: What do you mean? Me: I got Need For Speed Pro Street preordered but I don't think I can pick it up on the 13th GS: We will usually hold it for at least 48 hours but if you need more time just call us and let us know and we can make arrangements. Me: oh good good... So um... My battletoads preorder from 1993 is ki- *click*
Shizzle my nizzle
28th July 2004
LOL, that's awesome.
Laughed my ass off:
Me: Yes, do you guys accept handhelds for trade, like a PSP? Him: Yes, we can do store credit for that which you can use in any of our stores. Me: Oh cool. How much could I get for it? Him: Depends on it's condition, but maybe around $50 for it. Me: Not bad. How many copies of Battletoads can I get for that much? Him: GOD DAMMIT.
The cream of the crop
19th August 2003
That was awesome. That is so brilliant. Link to orginal site?
I pretend to do stuff.
16th January 2004
From the layout (and content), it looks as if it's from a chan. Which, due to various things ranging from goru hentai to bestiality, aren't allowed to be linked to.
Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
You can find a big thread about it at the PHW Online forums, but the original is from 4chan, so no linky
nice, I think I'll walk into the local gamestop and askif they have battletoads
"World's Best Boss"
14th August 2004
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.;4038717You can find a big thread about it at the PHW Online forums, but the original is from 4chan, so no linky
Ya, the original came from 4chan and the thread was deleted I think. PHW is still around? I thought they "blew up" :(.
Piercing the veil.
9th August 2003
lol, reminds me of how we once messed with one of the guys from the cafeteria back in school. Same principle, we'd always go ask for something a few minutes apart.
Us: "Hey, do you have droles?" Him: "What are droles?" Us: "It's a mix of cake and ice-cream" Him: "Uh, no...we don't have that"
We kept that up for about half an hour until he started saying "WE DON'T *have* DROLES" to any approaching senior pupil :rofl:
Awesome find though :lol:
I want that game I liked the one gamestop guy who actually liked the joke
SCHOFIELD DID 4/30
10th August 2004