GEAR UP. PLAY HARD. 52 replies

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#1 1 year ago

I always play hard.




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#2 1 year ago

What I mean by that is I have an erection.




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#3 1 year ago

I've had an erection for a while now.




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#4 1 year ago

I took one of those blue pills once and the doctor said if my erection lasted more than seven hours, I should see him.




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#5 1 year ago

I've had one for seven years.




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#6 1 year ago

But I didn't see him. I don't see the problem.




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#7 1 year ago

It's also useful.




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#8 1 year ago

Like, sometimes at work my hands are full and I can still push the elevator buttons.




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#9 1 year ago

And the ladies at work seem to like.




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#10 1 year ago

They are always staring at it.