Fellow Members of Spamlandia. In this time of crysis, with the manatee thread at level red, the time has come to construct a team for anti-manatee purposes. I present to you the Gaming Forum's Anti-Manatee Response Team(AMRT) Head Quarters. AMRT is for high profile deployments into the frontlines and behind enemy lines. We need members. This process is completely voluntery, but your country and fellow Spamlandia residents need you. We have access to the latest Anti-Manatee technology and equipment. We are strong. We are brave. We are the Anti-Manatee Response Team.
We will now deploy for the first time even though we are only made up of drones with Brussel sprout gernades, Brussel sprout missles, and 50000 RPM Brussel sprout guns. We will be going to the Pacific HQ where the manatee's have just launched a secret attack. We ask for human volunteers.
No actully we have helecopters and super sonic jets. We're getting our supersonic tanks in tommorow though.
Yes they do, but we haven't been able to find any. We confinscated some from border police and Canadian's and mexicans running away from border police but we figured those were yours.