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Aeroflot

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#1 9 years ago

As the new God, I have a series of directives I want my minions (you all) to implement, and the first of which is in this thread.

Order #1 Nickelback must die.

Now, off my wingless angel minions.




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The Dane

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#2 9 years ago

Basement Order #1 Destroy All Sports, or be destroyed!

Trust me, my basement is way bigger than you are, "God".




Aeroflot

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#3 9 years ago

Sports was going to be next, minion.




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#4 9 years ago

My basement created the word "creating", so you better not be creating over what it has created just to create more shit!




Aeroflot

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#5 9 years ago

... I'm going to finish coding my text editor... I have no idea what you just said...




Fortune

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#6 9 years ago

You're from Texas, all Texans think they're God.

You're going to need more proof than some strange mastery of the English keyboard and 6,000 posts on God's Great Forums. Tits or GTFO.




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#7 9 years ago

While I don't recognize your authority and/or divine status, I do agree with the order.


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#8 9 years ago
Basement Order #1 Destroy All Sports, or be destroyed!

Wait what? I'm looking forward to watching the rest of the World Series!




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#9 9 years ago
Ihaterednecks;4656434Wait what? I'm looking forward to watching the rest of the World Series!

You already live in my basement, so you're safe. Will God's second order be "Convert the Jonas Brothers to slaves"?




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#10 9 years ago

It seems like every day’s the same and I’m left to discover on my own It seems like everything is gray and there’s no color to behold They say it’s over and I’m fine again, yeah Try to stay sober feels like I’m dying here

And I am aware now of how everything’s gonna be fine one day Too late, I’m in hell I am prepared now, seems everyone’s gonna be fine One day too late, just as well

I feel the dream in me expire and there’s no one left to blame it on I hear you label me a liar ‘cause I can’t seem to get this through You say it’s over, I can sigh again, yeah Why try to stay sober when I’m dying here

And I am aware now of how everything’s gonna be fine one day Too late, I’m in hell I am prepared now, seems everyone’s gonna be fine One day too late, just as well

And I’m not scared now. I must assure you, you’re never gonna get away And I’m not scared now. And I’m not scared now. No…

I am aware now of how everything’s gonna be fine one day Too late, I’m in hell I am prepared now seems everyone’s gonna be fine One day too late, just as well I am prepared now, seems everything’s gonna be fine for me For me; for myself. For me, for me, for myself For me, for me, for myself




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