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Admiral Donutz Advanced Member

Wanna go Double Dutch?

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#11 16 years ago

I swear that it was the red thingie that made me do that alcohol test on you! i swear!




Ping_Pong

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#12 16 years ago

Dutchies and Brits, when shall they learn?




Admiral Donutz Advanced Member

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#13 16 years ago

Rob/Dönitz zegt: you have been drinking too much bleach again? you don't looks so sober... Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: *Hic* Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: No Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: I'm not as think as you drunk I am Rob/Dönitz zegt: i would ask of you to take this small test nonetheless. *rob grabs for his back pocket and grabs a small looking white bix with digits on it, then smashes matt with it on the head fast and hard* Rob/Dönitz zegt: SEE!?you are not sober! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: What was that?! Where am I? Are you God? Can I have a lemon? Rob/Dönitz zegt: you can have peach where i already shewed on... * offer a shewed on peach* Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Shewed? Do you mean chewed? Because I don't want a used peach, I want a fresh lemon, damn it! Rob/Dönitz zegt: muhahaha Rob/Dönitz zegt: the lemon was already taken my the lemonducks! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Rob/Dönitz zegt: they use them to clean the toilets Rob/Dönitz zegt: Muahahaha Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: You're not the God I expected. Unless this is hell... Rob/Dönitz zegt: *gives a very distrubing and sadistic smile* " allright boys, time to make him talk" *sound sof chains and pullies can be heared in the background* Rob/Dönitz zegt: this is "special" heaven Rob/Dönitz zegt: for me it is heaven that is! but for you?! mUHAHAHAHA Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Oh Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Well, can I have an evil lemon instead? Rob/Dönitz zegt: no they go to my minions and shove them up into uncomfortable places Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Oh. So there's no way I can get a lemon? Rob/Dönitz zegt: no, only chewed peaches full of saliva




Pethegreat Advanced Member

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#14 16 years ago
Mr. MattUnfortunately the Mr. Matt Command Unit is not for sale, only standard Matt Units are available on pre-sale now. There is a special offer on DELUXE 5.2 Matt Units, now that they are to be discontinued.

/me hold a gun to Mr. Matts head now give me th3e deluxe edition now or you will be missing your head




the1chaos Advanced Member

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#15 16 years ago

ik heb geen idee Ping_Pong.




Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#16 16 years ago
Pethegreat/me hold a gun to Mr. Matts head now give me th3e deluxe edition now or you will be missing your head

If you kill me, my consciousness will be transfered to another Mr. Matt Command Unit, and then you'll get the Matt Units you wanted, only... violently...




Ping_Pong

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#17 16 years ago
the1chaosik heb geen idee Ping_Pong.

Alright.




Pethegreat Advanced Member

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#18 16 years ago
Mr. MattIf you kill me, my consciousness will be transfered to another Mr. Matt Command Unit, and then you'll get the Matt Units you wanted, only... violently...

ok... /me hand cuffsMr. Matt to his writ.




the1chaos Advanced Member

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#19 16 years ago
Ping_PongAlright.

het is een goede zaak dat je het met me eens bent.




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#20 16 years ago

Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Oh. Well. Can I go somewhere else instead? Rob/Dönitz zegt: next to those peaches and an other alcohol test? no Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Well this place sucks! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Anyone would think it was hell or something. Rob/Dönitz zegt: not yet, it will suck you "soon" though Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Sounds intriguing Rob/Dönitz zegt: i have sucking ducks (hihihahaha that rhymes, hihi) Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHaha. What exactly do these ducks suck? Rob/Dönitz zegt: not lemons, i garantue you that (they are already used for the toilets) Rob/Dönitz zegt: RELEASE the sucking ducks! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: TOILET DUCKS! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: HAHAAHA! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: HA! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Ha. Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Ha? Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Huh. Rob/Dönitz zegt: *a cage opens* Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: *Blows a duck whistle in the direction of Donitz* Rob/Dönitz zegt: *ducks make their way towards mr mattt while walking ina very distrubing pass* " that won't work matt, i trained them well" Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: *Shrugs and pulls his ears off* Rob/Dönitz zegt: *ducks continue to approach and reacht the table where matt is chained on* "HIHI, now SUCK!" Rob/Dönitz zegt: *ducks open their mouths* Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: *Tosses his ears into their mouths* Rob/Dönitz zegt: "dcuks suck ..." Rob/Dönitz zegt: TOES! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: NO! Rob/Dönitz zegt: *ducks starts sucking toes* Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Anything but the toes! Rob/Dönitz zegt: MUHAHAHAHA Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: You're a sick person, Donitz, a sick, sick person... Rob/Dönitz zegt: i know, hihi blame rhe red thngies, hihihi Rob/Dönitz zegt: *donitz tries to reach the cabinet with red thingies again but accidently trips over* Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: No! Don't knock the bleach over! Rob/Dönitz zegt: *ducks look up and jump on donitz, starting to suck his toes* Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: *Points and laughs* Rob/Dönitz zegt: *bleach disintergrates the chains that hold mr matt* Rob/Dönitz zegt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Woo hoo! Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: Mr. Matt ('Buy an ALL NEW Matt Unit 6.0 Deluxe and get a FREE MINIGUN! That's right, FREE!') zegt: *Runs around in circles* Rob/Dönitz zegt: *donitz makes his last grunts of extreme pain and parishes*