I was going to go out tonight, but I was waiting to hear back from my friend. She never got back to me, so I decided to stay home instead (it's cold and raining).
Then, at 4am, I get a message on my phone.
Amandaiw so0sory i gotwastd w4 th bexg let u all do n aye
Which translates as she's either very drunk, or on bzp, but either way having fun without me. Damn womens.
I'll be around later,leave a bowl of nuts near the door.
I have no nuts I'm willing to leave around.
masked_marsoe;3368176I have no nuts I'm willing to leave around.
I, however, do!
*drops pants to reveal to rather large, tasty nuts*
"Come n get em!"
Those are cashews, right?
They're big enough to fill your shoes if that's what you mean..
I pretend to do stuff.
16th January 2004
So DC, you want a chipmunk to gnaw on your nuts?
.... I would make sure the vicinity is clear. You don't want to give Wiener the opportunity to make pictures of it.
If he would be so gracious to, yes.
A record is always good. Memories fade. Wiener's images are forever etched onto your mind.