No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
Why were you :fap: on the sidewalk?
Sorry 'bout that...
that turd you saw along the way was mine
My first instinct when I read the thread title was 'rape' and I stick by that.
How do you know it was semen?
Because I've seen enough of my own to know what it looks like. It's quite distinctive.
Sorry... I was gonna visit you, Oban, so I decided to pull my stick before to prevent unwanted boners, and well... I got shy and scared and ran away and forgot to clean up... Sorry :(