Obankobi;5619043I THINK THIS THREAD IS RELEVANT TO MY FACE
Tricorder;5618987May I offer some industrial grease?
Ooh! That's what I use to lube my bike fork!
Your 'bike fork'? Is that what kids are calling it these days?
Imagine a bicycle, but instead of a seat, it's a like on of those... Cylinders with an arm extenting to where the seat should be.
Now, at every revolution of the rear wheel, this arm will raise and then fall down... Pretty much a regular up-down-motion.
Now... What if at the end of this up-down-arm is a dildo attached to it; the user of the bike would sit on it. You get my idea, no?
Now, let's put the case that the person goes downhill, and the wheels are at 300RPM.
And that shit exists, man, I swear... :rofl:
Actually, I've got a link. ._.
It does. It was on south park. :nodding: 1 dildo in the butt, one in the mouth, one in each hand. It was how you powered and controlled it.
The...the amount of mindfuckery is...is...