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#1 4 years ago

I was hungry so I ate some leftover spaghetti but I ate too quickly and huge bites are stuck inside my esophagus and I'm feeling them it's an uncomfortable feeling so I don't use commas anymore.




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#2 4 years ago

Yeah, I have the same problem. I recommend eating much slower. One of the scariest feelings in the world is the thought that you could actually kill yourself just by eating too fast. I wound up in the hospital a little over a month ago for that reason.




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#3 4 years ago

The devil finds work for idle hands and oesophaguses owned by gluttons.




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#4 4 years ago

My recommendation: Chew.


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#5 4 years ago

Yeah. That, too.




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#6 4 years ago

Well, it is sound advice, and I often give it to myself but I don't have enough blood to operate brain, stomach and penis at the same time. It's only one of the three. So I often forget to chew when I'm hungry.




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#7 4 years ago

I'm nervous to know which one you are operating while you eat then.


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#8 4 years ago

The stomach. Brain doesn't usually operate and penis usually requires hands, which are not available during eating.




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#9 4 years ago
Uchuujin;5738943and penis usually requires hands

Haha, burn! Wait, you said that yourself...