Harry Potter is gay. 6 replies

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#1 13 years ago

And I kind of mean that in a more literal sense. Not the, "Lol he sucks he's gay." Talking about the, "I want to get pounded in the ass" gay. And I bet money he ends up with the red head or Draco. Lets look at the facts, shall we? For a majority of his life, he is a kid living in the closet, dying to get out. Abuse and negligence from his foster parents traumatize him. He is 'different' from all the kids at school. Later he gets shipped off to a magical school for weirdo's so he can be a fairy 24/7 and defeat wizords. He is afraid to get near girls like that Cho chick. He could have banged her ass about fifty times now but he chooses not too because he is saving that special moment for another girl....or so he tries to make himself believe. Invisibility cloak? Just another way of telling the world he is trying to hide his hidden identity. Face the facts people, Harry is a closet case. The seventh book will portray a story of a sexually confused 17 year old who becomes involved with a prostitution ring with the pimp lord Voldemort and his mistress Several Snape. His two friends, Ron and Hermione get caught up in his naughty adventures. Harry later takes revenge on Voldemort for getting him std'd by killing him, and we learn that Several Snapes is a good guy who was really pretending to be a bad guy who was pretending to be a good guy who was pretending to be bad.




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#2 13 years ago

He is gay in all ways. I piss on potter




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#3 13 years ago

Even so I support his dreams of one day being homosexually married.




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#4 13 years ago

dammit...this should have been put in the melee, it might have done something.




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#5 13 years ago

Maybe he will turn himself into a transtesticle?




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#6 13 years ago
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#7 13 years ago

:vikki: