17th June 2002
Over the years, I've met a lot of stupid people in pubs. I mean, like, a *lot*.
The ones with 2012 doomsday scenarios in their minds I've deliberately entertained, and have added to my Facebook account. I've accumulated a few over the years. Particularly those that subscribe to the Nibiru theory.
Now that the epic end-of-long-count-Mayan-calendar day is dawning, I've started, after a *lot* of patience, to have some fun with them.
And I have to say, after nearly ten years of accumulating the names of dumbasses, that it has been TOTALLY WORTH IT.
8th September 2006
2nd October 2005
Nibiru's hiding behind the sun right?
That's gotta be one fast motherfucking planet if it's gonna whip around the solar system and hit us in only a couple hours from now.
22nd September 2005
Don't worry! Superman will save us from Nibiru!
5.56 smoke Haji every day
18th July 2008
We all know the world ended approximately thirteen years ago with y2k.
7th March 2006
Fascinating.....Nibiru is the name of the planet with the primitives and the doomsday volcano in ST:ID. Its still on the other side of the quadrant in 2259 so I think we're good on that.