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Young Stalin

Beware the Man in the Shadow

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11th April 2009

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#1 9 years ago

Well I'm posting to deliver a message i promissed i would. My friend Dr.Rufus Red has been researching the possibilities of time-traval and astral walking. The time travel thing turned out to be a huge failure. Turns out that it is very illegal to make time machines in the future. Because of the nature of the time machine the law passed had to be retroactive. Once we began working on the horse mounts for it the authorities came by and ordered us to halt the production of the machine. I assume they were from the future the way they came in and knew what Dr.Rufus Red and i were doing. The point of the message was that There is a new TV series comming out called V the Final Battle. It is actually a remake of an 85' TV show with the same title. The movie is just about the reptilian invasion of the planet earth and man's battle with these shape-shifting lizard bitches. So this TV show seems harmless right? If you though that you are WRONG!!!! Im not going to pass judgement on anyone but if I thought this show was harmless, the only RIGHT thing i could do after that would be blow my brains out in my mothers shower for being retarded. This show will be on NBC 24 hours a day. They will have one episode they play over and over all day untill the next episode comes out. They are trying to get us used to the idea of reptilians comming and trying to breed with our girlfriends. That is why i am telling everyone NOT to watch this show. They just want you to watch it so when the inevitable Hostile Reptilian Takeover begins you will already "know" what to do because you have watched the TV show and have all these "good ideas" the truth is you would be just playing right into their hands. I know i thought i was being lied to at first too but in my experience Dr.Rufus Red is always right.




The Body Popper

KHAN!

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14th February 2006

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#2 9 years ago

...what the fuck?




Primarch Vulkan VIP Member

For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!

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16th March 2004

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#3 9 years ago

....Slowly backs away


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



NiteStryker

Biggest F-ing A-hole 2010

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#4 9 years ago

There is leprechaun gold hidden in your light sockets, only accessable by a fork. Go try and get it.

:wtf:

EIDT: Hell yea my karma made his green block turn red. Now if only you could suckerpunch thru these forums...




Primarch Vulkan VIP Member

For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!

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#5 9 years ago

I think guy is very very very very X1000000000000 high...


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



NiteStryker

Biggest F-ing A-hole 2010

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#6 9 years ago

Yea but all his posts are as incoherent and retarded as the next.

We have this giant influx of nublets around here lately and frankly I wouldnt be suprised if many of them are the same person. They all type the same.




Primarch Vulkan VIP Member

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#7 9 years ago

aye that they do....


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



The Body Popper

KHAN!

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#8 9 years ago

At first I thought he was a bot. After a little investigating I kinda figured he just had downs syndrome or something.




crisissuit3

We will rule you

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#9 9 years ago

i like this guy already. we should keep him. i'll go buy food.




Serio VIP Member

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#10 9 years ago

Who left the gate to the spam forum open when they left?