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#1 13 years ago

ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help see, i volunteer on my brothers baseball team (im 17 the boys are 11-12) and whatever, i met this boy, his name is Alex, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help him with homework. i helped him with his english essay and he still got a D... this is because his teacher is a prick... anywayz so he came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask him to have sex "no no i cant, its not right" he said, but i told him "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes." So then I gave him Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. he is a bit confused and scared. then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up his butt otherwise it wont fit in properly. ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on his peter, and now hes saying i burned it. i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and hes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me. any idea how to shut him up? should i give him another n64 game?




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#2 13 years ago

:cort: Just...kill yourself.




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#3 13 years ago

ok but i really need your help everyone is about to walk in and he is still crying in the bathroom you got any ideas?




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#4 13 years ago

You stole my idea. Oh well.