help - i burnt my girlfriends cooter 10 replies

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#1 13 years ago

okay well i am 41 and she is eleven well we met in the park and she let me come over when her parents left town and i lit her coot on fire now she is screaming bloddy murder and her parents and freinds are about to come home! roll%20eyes%20%28sarcastic%29.gif




Agentlaidlaw

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#2 13 years ago

omfg not again...............................................roll%20eyes%20%28sarcastic%29.gif Also your a little late.......................




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#3 13 years ago

:lol:




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#4 13 years ago

Oh man, you sound like you're screwed! Run to your garage and get a can of gasoline and douse out the flames. It works, trust me! :)




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#5 13 years ago

I'd shit on tha fire, dat would put it out.




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#6 13 years ago

*vomits*




NiteStryker

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#7 13 years ago

pour battery acid frun a running engine INSIDE her cooter to cool it and then douse it with liquid nitrogen, then hit it with a sledgehammer




Aeroflot

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#8 13 years ago

*le spam*




NiteStryker

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#9 13 years ago

btw I recommend you dont actually go thru with what i said.




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#10 13 years ago

Spam at it's best (or worst)




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