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PhasmatisApparatus

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#1 4 years ago

I went to heaven and they mixed me up with some Osama guy. Now there are 42 virgins making fun of my tiny dick. Help.




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#2 4 years ago
PhasmatisApparatus;5740733I went to heaven and they mixed me up with some Osama guy. Now there are 42 virgins making fun of my tiny dick. Help.

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[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



Rikupsoni

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#3 4 years ago

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Enjoy.




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#4 4 years ago

your going to get blown by 72 male virgins hahaha lol


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#5 4 years ago

A wind like you becoming a storm, a tornado, a hurricane, show that to me!




PhasmatisApparatus

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#6 4 years ago

Woah uh no, they are 72 female virgins. They just mock me and my small junk all day. I didn't ask for this!




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#7 4 years ago
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#8 4 years ago

The whole 72 virgins myth is just Israeli propaganda. Sorry folks, you're not getting laid in life and you're not getting laid in death.