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Barbas

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#1 2 years ago

I can't feel my fingers, there's this chill in the room and I have an upset tummy. What can I do?


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#2 2 years ago

Ahh I see... You my boy are suffering from queff denial syndrome. The toxic gas in your body has reached tremendous levels that it's turning to shawarma farts and threatening to burst out of your fingertips and straight into your lovers mouth when you let your partner lick your fingers while doing the nasty.

I suggest you let rip one out...NOW!

The chill in the room is just sadako...Don't mind her, I just denied her some smexy time and she's sulking.


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#3 2 years ago

For the stomach, some ginger root boiled in a cup of rice water should do the trick. For the chill, a tablespoon of freshly ground cinnamon should have you warmed right up before you know it.

For the fingers... Well, you can't really do anything about that now I'm afraid. Should have thought twice before tying a tourniquet (even google had a hard time helping me with that word) to stop the bleeding from that paper cut.

But seriously, you alright?




Barbas

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#4 2 years ago

I think I'm fine now. It was a momentary madness. My humours must have been imbalanced from the warp. I opened the windows wider to let the warp vent out; all should be dandy.


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#5 2 years ago

Awww....And I was hoping to add another Fart Marine among Papa Nurgle's finest.


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#6 2 years ago
"Barbas"I think I'm fine now. It was a momentary madness. My humours must have been imbalanced from the warp. I opened the windows wider to let the warp vent out; all should be dandy.

That's right, you do feel better. No, you feel fantastic; much better in fact than you imagine yourself feeling while trying to figure out  what to do with a tablespoon of cinnamon sitting in your mouth. The thought alone scared your pain receptors into feeling just fine.