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Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#1 2 years ago

Not for the lighthearted, here is a segment from a Dutch comedian.

Translation: I found it very worrying that todays youth has no idea what happend during the second world war. Not a clue. I asked this 16 year old, Thomas, "Do you know Hitler's first name?". "Heil" he answered. *silence* Adolf, *german accent* Adolf Hitler. with his silly frills. *smiles and nods*. Yes, he was a strange person, The man of 6 million *wink wink*

Hitler was simply a failed artist, who simply was at lose end and went to a career advice bureau with the question "what should I do?" . And they said "something with people."

And I always think that... that those people who diedin those concentration camps at the time... that those would have been dead anyway today. And I think that if you are exterminated at such a huge scale then at the very least are a somewhat to blame.

What I just said, that's not allowed. That is punishable in the Netherlands, forbidden by the law. You may not ridicule the Holocaust, that is actually prohibited. You may also not deny it and you may also not downplay it. That's punisable, it's not allowed.

That is why I'm wearing this shirt, I actually had this T shirt , which I found kinda funny, I had a T shirt with the text "My grandparents went to Auschwitz and all I got is this lousy T shirt". Oh man did I get into trouble. Lots of e-mails, calling me all sorts of things. Especially being called anti semite. That dissappointed me greatly. Really, you may kknow that it really hurt me. Shit, you know. It's my audience after all. I can't see you other then inteligent people who fully understand that if you make these kinds of jokes, that are an anti-anti semite., Just like I'm anti-antils.

Adolf Hitler, even if we don't consider his horrible atrocities, apart from those, what did he really do wrong? END

Now this is humour that tries to go over the edge, it's wrong on so many levels. But because it's so wrong, it's funny.




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#2 2 years ago

This seems a bit heavy for the Spam Forum.




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#3 2 years ago

Are you calling me fat?!




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#4 2 years ago

YOU HAVE VERY FINE MUSCLES




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#5 2 years ago

So, you're saying that if I kill millions of people, no-one will ever be allowed to make light of me again?

BRB.




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#6 2 years ago

"Nemmerle"So, you're saying that if I kill millions of people, no-one will ever be allowed to make light of me again?

BRB.

Worked for Turkey. They just sue comedians if they make light of them.




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#7 2 years ago

Actually Edry boy imprisons them.

Self imposed tyranny yay.


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#8 2 years ago

Only if they're domestic. If they're German, he'll pull 'em into court. Because Germans hate humour.

Guess they hate what they don't got, yo.




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#9 2 years ago

Erdy is a funny guy, he should have his own comedy show. 




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#10 2 years ago

An other scetch (was on the TV today) was about kicking all sorts of unwanted people out.

The Christians, all a bunch of pedophiles, kick them out. The Jews, being a perfect image of their god, yet immediately after birth to some renovation on little boys buy removing skin from  the penis. Kick them out.  The moslims, seeing a man walking next to what seems like a magic show on legs that was aborted halfway through the act, kick the out. The hindoes, and their .. their aweful... err... hinduism, Kick them out.  PVV (Freedom Party, Dutch UKIP), last week in an interview they spoke with a woman regarding a robery on  an eatery , her saying " well yes the perp was white but it could  also have been done by a black guy". No argueing with that... people too stupid to even have any form of discussion with, kick them out. 




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