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svfdf10

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#21 15 years ago

SteakboyI just realized . . . I have no recalection of my coming to these forums at all . . . I remember several times that I've posted in these forums . . . somewhere around 362 times by now I think . . . but I don't actually know how I got here . . . I had no friends already here . . . so no one told me this was a good place to go . . . I hadn't ever heard of GF . . . so it wasn't all the publicity . . . I hadn't even been on a forum prior to this . . . so it isn't like I'm a frequent froum-goer . . . so how the crap did I end up here? How did I end up posting this question? Did someone bash me over the head and I forgot how I got here? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!!!

note: I'm not kidding, I don't ever remember coming here for a first time :confused:[/QUOTE] Allow me refresh your memory, Mr...? Smith?... Smith allow me to access the archives. Smith..., sm-ith..., smeeth..., smith..., s-mith..., Sssm- ith. Ah... yes. June 26th. This is looks like the right banana.

Take a gander at this tamale (note the typo on recently, totally deliberate of course, I am certain): [QUOTE=Steakboy]Hi, I rescently started mapping for Elite Force 1 and I have run into a few problems, the answers to which I cannot find anywhere. My problems are as follows; (1) This is my most pressing matter. I have the proper programs to make a .aas (bot) file, but, they won't do anything. They will just stand there untill someone else shoots at them. I have tried to optimize .aas file and anything else I can think of, but nothing works. this problem is probably due to the fact that my map is a little complex in that it has areas that you need to break things to get there. Is there anyway to fix this without completely redoing the map? (2) Can I make things float in the air (ie hypos, MedKits, etc.) without using nodraw solid. (3) Does anyone know where I can get a sand texture? (Maybe a prefab or something). I can't afford paint or print shop, not to mention I don't think I have the skills. Any help in these areas would be highly appreciated. Steakboy

Recognise that? The signature seems to match. Good no? It's our little search function being put to use. Ingenious, & yet, not really. See your highly successful first post & uproarious set of responses for yourself by following this link: http://www.gamingforums.com/showthread.php?t=131366

Have a good day. Oh & Mr Smith?

Close the door on the way out, theres a good chap. :smokin:




Sh0wdowN

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#22 15 years ago

What do you say, #3716, shall we take the questioners to the quiet room, or will they be cleansed?




MaDDoG1221

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#23 15 years ago

eh?




Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#24 15 years ago
Sh0wdowNWhat do you say, #3716, shall we take the questioners to the quiet room, or will they be cleansed?

We should attempt to cleanse them first, #59482. But if they are unwilling to join us in our enlightenment, then...




Steakboy

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#25 15 years ago

nameChangedAllow me refresh your memory, Mr...? Smith?... Smith allow me to access the archives. Smith..., sm-ith..., smeeth..., smith..., s-mith..., Sssm- ith. Ah... yes. June 26th. This is looks like the right banana.

Take a gander at this tamale (note the typo on recently, totally deliberate of course, I am certain):

Recognise that? The signature seems to match. Good no? It's our little search function being put to use. Ingenious, & yet, not really. See your highly successful first post & uproarious set of responses for yourself by following this link: http://www.gamingforums.com/showthread.php?t=131366

Have a good day. Oh & Mr Smith?

Close the door on the way out, theres a good chap. :smokin:

LMAO. I had completely forgotten about that. As you can clearly see, I was most obviously popular from the beginning, I got . . . one response . . . from myself . . . I have no idea why I stayed :uhm:

Oh, and as it turns out, someone actually recently refered to me as #5663, are they part of your . . . organization . . . Mr.Matt?

And I've never heard of such a thing as an "ouside" world . . . I've always thought this world ended at the melee, am I mistaken? :Puppyeyes:




Pethegreat Advanced Member

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#26 15 years ago
MaDDoG1221perhaps we should ban Mr.Matt from watching tv? He has been getting some weird ideas lately...

no not TV....Half Life 2:D Good thing I'm allied with Mr. Mattsmilie.gif. Steak don't you rember your fecal templars?




Steakboy

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#27 15 years ago
Steak don't you rember your fecal templars?

unfortuantly . . . yes . . . I recall the entire thread . . . including . . . the butt-plug on that huge nurse of yours that flushed your stomach :barf: . . . but that still isn't why I came here . . . I don't think . . . if so I'm one sick n00b indeed . . . .




AegenemmnoN Advanced Member

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#28 15 years ago

n00b isnt a post count, its a state of mind. ;)




Μαjïç MushrøøM

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#29 15 years ago

It can be one or the other, or both, actually.




Steakboy

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#30 15 years ago

unfortunatly . . . . I'm both . . . .