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Pethegreat Advanced Member

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#1 15 years ago

How do I hit it? I look at porn at it gets all big and I just can't seem to hit it. Could some master hitters give me some tips?




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#2 15 years ago
Pethegreat™How do I hit it? I look at porn at it gets all big and I just can't seem to hit it. Could some master hitters give me some tips?

No sex until your are married because you will go to hell and suffer severe pain and torture. Keep it in your pants or fear the wrath of the Devil son. Porn is evil.




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#3 15 years ago

You don't just go and wack it man. If you really want to stimulate yourself, you have to stroke the head with the palm of your hand. That works like a charm. I am not going to explain to you any further on how to masturbate properly though. Something about explaining to people how to masturbate properly lights up a "NO" flare in my head. I'm done.




Guns4Hire

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#4 15 years ago

Everytime you masturbate you make Jesus cry :bawl:




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#5 15 years ago

Oh ok. I kept bashing it aganist this hard pole...




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#6 15 years ago

Somthing tells me... you guys.... just don't get out much. :uhm:


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#7 15 years ago

Dont blame me. You asked for it...

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Double Hand: First, obtain an erection. Then, one by one, place your hands one above the other onto your penis, and continue the masturbation session double handed. In the mean time you can release or you can tighten your grip against your dick. For lube I use KY. Two Fingers: With your index and the middle finger of each hand, make the letter V. Grab your dick only with these four fingers or with only one hand in alternation with the other. You don't need lube.

Reversal: Instead of holding your penis in the traditional way you can try mixing it up by reversing the position of your hand. Instead of having your palm facing in your direction, you can have it face the other way. Reversal Variation: With your hand reversed (see above) Use your thumb and your index finger in the shape of an 'O'. One Finger: Only with your index of one hand grab your dick and start pumping front and back .It's simple but with messy shots. Use the free hand as a catcher. You don't need lube. Water Wings: Take a pair of kids' water wings, the kind they use when they are swimming. Blow them up and use some glycerine, and you'll have the best masturbation session of your life! The feeling is so sweet that you'll be pumping up all summer long. And don't worry about the mess cause you can ejaculate in the water wings. Carnival Rubber: Take a plastic club, the kind that is designed for playing which can be found at carnivals or toy stores. Make a hole in one end the same thickness as your cock and fill it with a latex glove. Put a lot of KY lube and masturbate like you never have before. Melon: Take a melon, open a hole and clean the inside from seeds. Put your hard dick inside and feel the sweetness of the fruit. Start to pump away. Don't worry about the mess, use the melon. Melon 2: Open two holes one across the other. The benefits are first reduce the noise of pumping and second the look of your head dick from the other side. You can use both holes as a hole for your dick in alternation. When you pump fast you feel your balls hard and your dick as a rock ready to make a new hole in the melon.



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#8 15 years ago

Thank you tap......... :S




Sindrevike

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#9 15 years ago

No... Thank Jesus for dying on the cross for our sins. Thank the Romans for inventing a sanitation system. Thank Pontius Pilot for cleaning his hands...without soap. Thank the abortion doctor that screwed up and let me survive. Thank the penguins for living in Antartica when nobody else could. Thank Santa for giving me coal every frickin year goddam bastard. Thank the retards for giving us something to laugh at. Thank Ellis Island for being illiterate retards and adding 3 pointless sylables onto my last name. Thank that time that I was drunk and got pulled over by cops in NYC and there was like five pounds of weed under my grundle and they let me go and decided to arrest the black guy in front of me. And thank all those starving children that I had to kill to become dictator.




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#10 15 years ago
Tap112No... Thank Jesus for dying on the cross for our sins. Thank the Romans for inventing a sanitation system. Thank Pontius Pilot for cleaning his hands...without soap. Thank the abortion doctor that screwed up and let me survive. Thank the penguins for living in Antartica when nobody else could. Thank Santa for giving me coal every frickin year goddam bastard. Thank the retards for giving us something to laugh at. Thank Ellis Island for being illiterate retards and adding 3 pointless sylables onto my last name. Thank that time that I was drunk and got pulled over by cops in NYC and there was like five pounds of weed under my grundle and they let me go and decided to arrest the black guy in front of me. And thank all those starving children that I had to kill to become dictator.

Thank god I can always turn this computer off. :uhm:




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