How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 30 replies

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NiteStryker

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#1 8 years ago

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

5 to state that the light bulb really shouldn't need to be changed because they have never had any problem with their light bulb.

3 to suggest that as long as the light bulb is being changed, it should be changed to a fluorescent tube because fluorescent tubes are superior in every way.




Raz0r

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#2 8 years ago

1 to move back to your aunty and uncle in bel air.




redgroupclan

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#3 8 years ago

Well this is the story all about how




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#4 8 years ago

NiteStryker;53984971 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

5 to state that the light bulb really shouldn't need to be changed because they have never had any problem with their light bulb.

3 to suggest that as long as the light bulb is being changed, it should be changed to a fluorescent tube because fluorescent tubes are superior in every way.[/QUOTE]

Raz0r;53985401 to move back to your aunty and uncle in bel air.

[QUOTE=redgroupclan;5398543]Well this is the story all about how

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Dragonelf68

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#5 8 years ago

You forgot that you need 1 member to call RGC a fag.


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Museum

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#6 8 years ago

I don't get it, what's a light bulb?




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#7 8 years ago

I also have a joke...

how many spammers does it take to destroy a forum...

...1 ME!




Caelum

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#8 8 years ago

Now, in contrast, how many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?

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None; they'll make darkness a standard



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#9 8 years ago
Caelum;5398705Now, in contrast, how many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?
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None; they'll make darkness a standard

hahaha




IcePure

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#10 8 years ago

You forgot 1 member to say tl;dr.