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Silberio VIP Member

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#1 2 years ago

I'm really displeased with my job right now so every day is terrible, but I've taken to myself the mission of hacking my own brain into perceiving time as faster-moving to get to the end of the day faster. How?

Today is already over. 

I try to think of the futility of time and it's relative existence.  Today is already over because it does not exist.  

Death will come to me,  death will come to you. Death will come to us all.

Death will come to time itself. 

Nothing is real, we live in a reflection of the universe itself, It lives through us,  we live through It. Nothing matters because existence is futile and self sacrificing.  

Every waking moment is dead from the time of its conception. 

By the very nature of existence, everyone is already dead in the relative time span of existence.  We're but a speck of dust in a nonexistent canvas of cosmos. 

please give me drogs


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#2 2 years ago

Drogs are bad mmkay?

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#3 2 years ago

Silby just got real. Or non-existent? I'm not sure anymore.




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#4 2 years ago

Translation: I'm sleeping at work. 




Nemmerle Forum Mod

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#5 2 years ago
Silberio I try to think of the futility of time and it's relative existence.  Today is already over because it does not exist.  

"Morty... I had to— I had to do it. I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.We're gonna drop it down there, just... get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start.

Come on, Morty, just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good."




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#6 2 years ago

Wait...it's actually possible to stay motivated at work?


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



Nemmerle Forum Mod

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#7 2 years ago

-Zaps Adrian- Back to the salt face!




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#8 2 years ago

I love my job!


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Ryojin

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#9 2 years ago

Sneak in minibottles of alcohol to make time go faster.


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#10 2 years ago

Start liking it. That's how you enjoy your job. Are you still working with kids?




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