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Sadim-Al-Bouncer

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#1 9 years ago

How to avoid AIDS, in 3 easy steps. 1. Attempt to kill yourself. 2. If you somehow survive, try again. 3. If you get put in an asylum on suicide watch, break out and have someone kill you.




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#2 9 years ago
Mr.Bouncer;5006823How to avoid AIDS, in 3 easy steps. 1. Attempt to kill yourself. 2. If you somehow survive, try again. 3. If you get put in an asylum on suicide watch, break out and have someone kill you.

What if you step on a needle while trying to kill yourself and contract HIV?




Sadim-Al-Bouncer

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#3 9 years ago

Take approxiamtely $350,000 and grind it up into a smoothie, then drink it.




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#4 9 years ago

How about don't fuck back alley and highway prostitutes




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#5 9 years ago

Attempted all 3.




AlDaja

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#6 9 years ago

Screw AIDS, I'm going for syphilis baby all the way. I want my sh't to fall off!:naughty:




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#7 9 years ago
nanobot_swarm;5006886How about don't fuck back alley and highway prostitutes

Are corner and casino whores ok?




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#8 9 years ago
NiteStryker;5006992Are corner and casino whores ok?

Yes, only if they tell you they are clean.:deal:




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#9 9 years ago
AlDaja;5006997Yes, only if they tell you they are clean.:deal:

And the chics on the porn websites are really just-turned-18 virgins too, right?




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#10 9 years ago

Step 1. :hoff:

Further steps are irrelevant.




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