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#1 10 years ago

list all the things you can think of that would make you an asshole, in this thread starting: 1. Throw a bag of dog shit into a donation bin 2. Use the floor instead of the toilet in a public restroom 3. At the movie theater, yell out everything that will happen because you already watched the bootleged version of it 4. Place anti-religous books in front of a church 5. Throw roadkill into your neighbor's pool 6. Insult a cop with the following topics: his mother, his religon, his love of donuts, and how he's gay. then when he tries to do something about it yell, "Freedom of Speech bitch" Now post more




Metall_pingwin

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#2 10 years ago

Covet your neighbour's wife. Desire your neighbour’s house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.




Vantage

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#3 10 years ago

Join a fraternity. The asshole behavior will follow, as it is mandatory anyway.




Darth Taxi

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#4 10 years ago

Say to make a big surprise and when everyone is eagerly awaiting say: UGABUGABUGA! That's it.




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#5 10 years ago

The fake Powerbook scam, of course. Or have an auction and sell something supposedly of great worth to the highest bidder. In the box containing said object, there is a simple card that says "Lulz".




Tom_Son

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#6 10 years ago

tell someone with a new pack of sigarets that if he can hold all of his sigs between his fingers you'll buy him a beer and when he's sitting there with his sigs rip up his pakage :lol: did that once and i found it funny as hell




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#7 10 years ago

Get to the goth bar, walk to the jukebox put your coins in and choose some kind of crappy hip-hop. And don't forget to dance to the music...




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#8 10 years ago

Nah, that's how to get your teeth kicked in.


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#9 10 years ago

Read all my posts.




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#10 10 years ago
Lord Wiener;4366075Nah, that's how to get your teeth kicked in.

Well I used to do it reversaly...I came to hip-hop bar and let few times in a row song ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS to go...I have all the theeth. But majority of the bar left only few people stayed hoping it will change soon.