Seriously, she's fucking annoying. Should I just say "fuck off forever and ever"? I've been ignoring her as best I can, but she is very persistent.
If she's a hippie, tell her this:
-What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? -A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods.
UPGRADING TO PRO
15th June 2006
I don't think you have a friend
Hence the quotes. She thinks she's my friend, but it is not mutual.
EDIT: Also, what the fuck is up with your sig?
Or this one:
A woman goes to her doctor and he notices she has a black eye. He asks her about it and she breaks down crying and says her husband comes home drunk and beats her all the time. The doctor says "well, I'll fix that for you, next time he comes home drunk, drink this and gargle it till he goes to sleep". One month later she goes back to the doctor happy and bruise free and asks "what was in that mouthwash?" The doctor replies "nothing, you just needed to shut the fuck up."
What breaks when you give it to a toddler? -Her hips
5.56 smoke Haji every day
18th July 2008
Have sex with her.
29th January 2005
Declare yourself to be a communist revolutionary.
11th January 2008
Obankobi;5656407EDIT: Also, what the fuck is up with your sig?[/QUOTE] What indeed... [QUOTE=Obankobi;5656427]Mercz's plan is best plan.
Only in the US, dude... only in the US.
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