How to get rid of a "friend" 40 replies

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#1 5 years ago

Seriously, she's fucking annoying. Should I just say "fuck off forever and ever"? I've been ignoring her as best I can, but she is very persistent.




Biiviz

Eggs!

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28th February 2004

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#2 5 years ago

If she's a hippie, tell her this:

-What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? -A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods.




Sl4sh

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#3 5 years ago

I don't think you have a friend




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#4 5 years ago

Hence the quotes. She thinks she's my friend, but it is not mutual.

EDIT: Also, what the fuck is up with your sig?




Biiviz

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#5 5 years ago

Or this one:

A woman goes to her doctor and he notices she has a black eye. He asks her about it and she breaks down crying and says her husband comes home drunk and beats her all the time. The doctor says "well, I'll fix that for you, next time he comes home drunk, drink this and gargle it till he goes to sleep". One month later she goes back to the doctor happy and bruise free and asks "what was in that mouthwash?" The doctor replies "nothing, you just needed to shut the fuck up."




Biiviz

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#6 5 years ago

Or this:

What breaks when you give it to a toddler? -Her hips




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#7 5 years ago

Have sex with her.




Commissar MercZ

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#8 5 years ago

Declare yourself to be a communist revolutionary.




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#9 5 years ago

Mercz's plan is best plan.




Zipacna

Re-heally?

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#10 5 years ago
Obankobi;5656407EDIT: Also, what the fuck is up with your sig?[/QUOTE] What indeed... [QUOTE=Obankobi;5656427]Mercz's plan is best plan.

Only in the US, dude... only in the US.


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