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Silberio VIP Member

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#1 3 years ago

girl: o yes yes affirmation insert it [pant]

boy: o yes I will insert this penis into you

girl: please do it is of correct size

boy: do you enjoy it dear,?

girl: I do very much enjoy it affirmation

boy: I thrust you will receive it

girl: o yes you thrust like a person with muscular strength

boy: yes I will insert and then I will release and do this in a circular motion

girl: my pulse is rising yes yes endorphines

boy: yes yes endorphines

girl: what is your diastolyc blood pressure?

boy: I don't have the measuring gauge with me but I think it's above average

girl: I am experiencing pleasure

boy: I am too experiencing pressure

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Ryojin

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#2 3 years ago

God, what did I start?


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Dipship

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#3 3 years ago

Find/replace 'girl' with 'Susy', find/replace 'boy' with 'Ryojin'.


When in doubt, gas it!



Ryojin

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#4 3 years ago

Well, shit. I can't seem to access The Spam Forum page. I am able to access threads inside the section, but when I try to view the section itself, I get "Problem loading page - The connection has been reset" in Firefox, and no data sent from server in Chrome.


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Silberio VIP Member

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#5 3 years ago

I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM SOME DAYS AGO AND NO ONE LISTENED TO ME, WE ARE DOOMED, WE ARE ALL DOOMED, IT'S THE JUDGMENT DAY but srsly I seem to get that problem every now and then. Happened yesterday, today in the morning it all worked fine.


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Schofield VIP Member

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#6 3 years ago

I enjoy a big glass of Cortisol in the morning.




Dipship

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#7 3 years ago

That explains a lot.


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Dipship

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#8 3 years ago

Actually it doesn't.

It brings up more questions.


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#9 3 years ago

I also piss liquid serotonin.




Ryojin

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#10 3 years ago
Einherjar Silberio;5755270I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM SOME DAYS AGO AND NO ONE LISTENED TO ME, WE ARE DOOMED, WE ARE ALL DOOMED, IT'S THE JUDGMENT DAY but srsly I seem to get that problem every now and then. Happened yesterday, today in the morning it all worked fine.

Still can't access the page, but I know ways around that.


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