I have never had coffee before (Seriously), simply because I don't need it. Waking up at 5:45 AM with only three hours of sleep generally makes you a bit groggy. I have found a way to counter this effect. Upon awakening proceed to the bathroom and take a lukewarm shower. Immediately after exiting the shower, do not dry, but put on your underwear and go outside to get the paper. When it is -20 degrees Farenheit the water starts to freeze pretty quickly waking you up even faster.
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Now ensign, you know that i am deaf. Try to figure out how i wake up ;)
NusentinsainoNow ensign, you know that i am deaf. Try to figure out how i wake up ;)
yo kitteh wake you up? :) mine has by licking the back of my head.
Nope, it does not involve my parents waking me up, or a kitty, or getting up and freezing my ass off in underwears.
does it involve your internal body clock thingamajig?
it involves the dog. Damn cold nosed beasts...
You ain't got no bussiness sticking something that cold and wet anywhere near where they stick it, either.
Oooo! I know. You drink a bunch of water before you go to bed! :beer:
I did that once. I had to wake up. That or...