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Ensign Riles Advanced Member

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#1 15 years ago

I have never had coffee before (Seriously), simply because I don't need it. Waking up at 5:45 AM with only three hours of sleep generally makes you a bit groggy. I have found a way to counter this effect. Upon awakening proceed to the bathroom and take a lukewarm shower. Immediately after exiting the shower, do not dry, but put on your underwear and go outside to get the paper. When it is -20 degrees Farenheit the water starts to freeze pretty quickly waking you up even faster.




Nusentinsaino

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#2 15 years ago

:lookaround:




Col Jimmy Emeric

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#3 15 years ago

hello




Ensign Riles Advanced Member

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#4 15 years ago

???




AegenemmnoN Advanced Member

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#5 15 years ago

wussy! :p




Nusentinsaino

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#6 15 years ago

Now ensign, you know that i am deaf. Try to figure out how i wake up ;)




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#7 15 years ago
NusentinsainoNow ensign, you know that i am deaf. Try to figure out how i wake up ;)

yo kitteh wake you up? :) mine has by licking the back of my head.




Nusentinsaino

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#8 15 years ago

Nope, it does not involve my parents waking me up, or a kitty, or getting up and freezing my ass off in underwears.




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#9 15 years ago

does it involve your internal body clock thingamajig?




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#10 15 years ago

it involves the dog. Damn cold nosed beasts... You ain't got no bussiness sticking something that cold and wet anywhere near where they stick it, either. Oooo! I know. You drink a bunch of water before you go to bed! :beer: I did that once. I had to wake up. That or...eekx.gif