How would you escape prison ? 29 replies

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Liquid fire

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#1 10 years ago

How would you escape prison ?




IKS

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#2 10 years ago

On Halloween 1973 in Dublin, an IRA militant hijacked a helicopter and forced the pilot to land in the exercise yard of Mountjoy Jail's D Wing at 3.40pm, October 31, 1973. Three members of the IRA who were incarcerated in the prison were able to escape, aboard the helicopter... Now THAT is an ESCAPE.. via Helicopter! :)




Chocu1a

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#3 10 years ago

I would pull an escape like they did in "Stir Crazy"...using the prison rodeo as a diversion...laudy laudy!




Liquid fire

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#4 10 years ago
Count_Chocu1a;4224208I would pull an escape like they did in "Stir Crazy"...using the prison rodeo as a diversion...laudy laudy!

I misjudged you that is a great movie ! Just hope you do not have to go into the rodeo with that bull.




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#5 10 years ago

Teleport, and comeback and destroy the prison




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#6 10 years ago

I'd hide in the Prison Warden's hair until they left the building; then I'd proceed to escape via unicycle.




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#7 10 years ago

I'de use the head of the dumbest inmate for a battering ram.


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DarthParrot

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#8 10 years ago

That could work, y'know, with the inmate's thick skull and all.




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#9 10 years ago
DarthParrot;4224374That could work, y'know, with the inmate's thick skull and all.

Thanks for explaining the pun. :rolleyes:

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I'd probably just try to get out for good behaviour or something. I'm not a very adventurous person.




Badha1rday

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#10 10 years ago

Me, oh, I would dig a hole in my concrete cell wall with a rusty spoon. Then, i'd stab the security chief with the rusty spoon, knocking him unconcious. Somehow. Then, i'd walk out the front door.