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HairySheep

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#1 11 years ago

Long Version: so me and my budies were hanging out at The Brothers Pizza listenin to some bands, my friends Russ drove me there with another friend in his Camaro, we met up with some of his friends i didnt know to well so anyway its time to leave and Russ doesnt want to drive all the way back out to my house so he tells Matt to give me a ride home, we are getting ready to leave in his 2000 Eclipse GT and they start laughing and they go "dude you better fucking buckle up!" but i thought they were joking so we leave the paking lot and he floors it and the front wheels spinning and we take off, i thought he was showing off bu he did it at every stop and we were doing 70mph down the 35mph main stretch (the road is empty at this time a night) then to pass a car he goes down the turning lane so were are fucking flying around until he gets onto the highway, he cuts the corner of the onramp and floors it we are doing 80mph when we get off the onramp, and hes still got it floored, and i go "do you always drive like this?!!" and he goes "yeah, whats wrong?", he gets to 90 and i think hes going to slow down but hes not we hit 100mph and all the sudden we see fucking blue lights come on in front of us and we are like "holy fucking shit!!", i look back and this cop is hauling ass, so we pulled over and walks up he yells.. "give me your drivers liscence and good fucking excuse not to send you to jail right now!!!" Matt says "...just...trying to beat curfew...", and the cop goes "beating curfew and 98 fucking mph!!", he had to get out ofthe car and talk to him so im not sure what all went on, but i was afriad my parents were going to be picking me up at the station tonight

yeah its funny cause he always drives like that, but thats his first ticket, and it cost him his liscence and almost a night in jail

Short Story: -got caught riding with friend doing 98mph in a 55mph zone -somehow didnt get arrested but my friend lost his liscence -i need a good drink




Captain Fist

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#2 11 years ago

Is this shit 1337 or not?




Sh0wdowN

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#3 11 years ago

tldr.




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#4 11 years ago

Ya got off easy then!! If any of this is true


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HairySheep

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#5 11 years ago

Showdown thats why there a "Short Version" at the bottom

yeah.. i was sitting while he was tlaking to him trying not to piss my pants thinking of what would happen if a cop took me home or my parents had to come pick me up if they take you home do they just drop you off or do they tlak to your parents?




Strelok16

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#6 11 years ago

i have a bunch of friends that drive like that too and they never get tickets either, bastards me, i mostly still drive my moms car so i cant really drive like that at all, even if i wanted to if i treid the cops would probably just laugh at me




Sh0wdowN

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#7 11 years ago

HairySheep;3696172Showdown thats why there a "Short Version" at the bottom

yeah.. i was sitting while he was tlaking to him trying not to piss my pants thinking of what would happen if a cop took me home or my parents had to come pick me up if they take you home do they just drop you off or do they tlak to your parents?

tldr




The-Bleh-Bleh

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#8 11 years ago

^ hahahaha Theres really no reason you should be arrested anyway is there? You weren't driving =\




HairySheep

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#9 11 years ago

i wouldnt be charged whit a offense but i would be cuffed and taken away and parents would have to come get me at the station the car would be towed and impounded




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#10 11 years ago
Sh0wdowN;3696187tldr

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