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#1 9 years ago

After coming to terms with all of my wrongdoings pre-ban, I have accepted the word of Christ into my heart.

"Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. (Ephesians 6:18)”

My atheist ways were wicked, haughty and based on a mountain of lies. The truth is within the bosom of the father, the son and the holy ghost. Did you hear the word? He has risen after dying for all of your sins! Repent now or you shall feel the wrath of his godly fire breath!

In Jesus' name we pray,

Amen.

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#2 9 years ago

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this here is an excellent example of accepting the words of Christ. Finally, this man has crawled forth from the shadows to accept the light, and all his sins forgiven! Join us in this Kingdom of Heaven on Earth, my child. We need all the defenders of the faith we can get against this tyrannical liberalness which has destroyed our beautiful country, and for all the children yet to be born.

Join this man misguided souls! Cast aside your books, for the only book you need is the Good Book! Cast aside that liberal education, which demeans the word of God! Cast aside your notions of equality and rights, for all you need to know is that God loves us all!




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#3 9 years ago

Don't be mean, MercZ. He's allowed to believe whatever he likes.

Personally, I don't believe in a god, and I doubt I ever will. But Jeffro...I'm happy for you, man, because you've found something that makes you happy. It's not easy to renounce old ways and habits, and the fact that you've managed to do so says a great deal about your character and maturity. I'm surprised as all hell, honestly, but I'm proud of you. Congratulations, Jeffro. :)

And welcome back. =p




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#4 9 years ago

I sense sarcasm.




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#5 9 years ago

Jeeze, sorry for having faith in the goodness of mankind. =p




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#6 9 years ago
EO Violation;4950209I sense sarcasm.

The "War on Terror" is a valiant war that drains the blood of those sand-ridden heathens. Additionally, the "religion of peace" is nothing but a mere destructive and ignorant force towards the wonders of a civilized religion such as Judaism or Christianity. They will atone and when they do, they will be hit hard with the power of Christ. If he were more than an apparition, Christ would slowly aim his uzi dead-center to the head of Muhammad and blow his sacrilege head right off of his muscled shoulders.

Do not under estimate the vengeance and brutality of god's infinite, loving power.

In his name we pray,

Amen.




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#7 9 years ago

Jeffro;4950227The "War on Terror" is a valiant war that drains the blood of those sand-ridden heathens. Additionally, the "religion of peace" is nothing but a mere destructive and ignorant force towards the wonders of a civilized religion such as Judaism or Christianity. They will atone and when they do, they will be hit hard with the power of Christ. If he were more than an apparition, Christ would slowly aim his uzi dead-center to the head of Muhammad and blow his sacrilege head right off of his muscled shoulders.

Do not under estimate the vengeance and brutality of god's infinite, loving power.

In his name we pray,

Amen.

Amen brother, it's been too long that this nation's Judeo-Christain roots have been pushed around by Islamofascists and their lapdogs.

This here is common sense, and yet they make fun of us for being ignorant? It is they who haven't seen the truth! Political correctness imposed by the vile media has kept them from doing so!




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#8 9 years ago

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Glad to see you've finally accepted the obvious and only path to the light by believing in the Invisible Man and his bearded, respawning sidekick.




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#9 9 years ago

So banning turns people into Christian/spammer hybrids now? I didn't know gamingforums withdrawal could have such severe effects.

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#10 9 years ago
EO Violation;4950209I sense sarcasm.

I know I think the amount of sarcasm blew up my head.




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