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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#21 14 years ago

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Pethegreat VIP Member

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#22 14 years ago

i need to sign up for that. Free dental care those brits think of everyting




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#23 14 years ago

Damn, Matt, why didn't you come up with this sooner? Just one question, though: Do I have to pay extra for rusty scissors?


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#24 14 years ago

I was kind of hoping there would be pictures of your bloody mouth, buggered with agony. :p Lol, I kid, hope you feel ok, if not, smoke some funny tobacco :smokin:




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#25 14 years ago

You want teh pictuRZ? Here. I'll take a shot of my four teeth later attachment.php?attachmentid=21560&stc=1


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#26 14 years ago

That looks sore from here, so does your mouth, did the dentist/nazi use the rusty scissors or a lawn mower ?

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#27 14 years ago

My mouth is merely stained from the blood inside it, and it isn't sore at all. I feel no pain at the moment, and the anaesthetic wore off about 3 hours ago


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ClonedPickle

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#28 14 years ago

...uh oh...

they planted the dynamite in your gums.




Yannick

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#29 14 years ago

:confused:




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#30 14 years ago

Still no pain whatsoever, and I can eat normally....well, sort of. My jaw still aches a little.


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