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Joe Bonham

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#1 8 years ago

I demand that all avatars/sigs depicting or focusing on the mammary glands of female humans be removed immediately.

I am also particularly offended by GIF avatars that depict female human breasts bouncing up and down. This is offensive, and causes me to masturbate in a most fervent and depraved manner.

However, I am willing to compromise if absolutely necessary. For every pair of female boobs shown on the site, a picture of man-boobs must also be shown, to prove that women are not being discriminated against in regards to the cup size of the breasts in question.




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#2 8 years ago

Imma sewin' ya fer violatin da constatushun


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



Joe Bonham

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#3 8 years ago

Masturbation is a sin! So every time I see NiteStryker's avatar I sin... a lot!

As a side note, I also sin when I see a female forum member's account page.




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#4 8 years ago

*me steps back few inches*


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



Joe Bonham

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#5 8 years ago

Yeah whatever act like you don't sin too!

Notice how male members usually have one or two friends, while female members invariably have 30+ friends?




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#6 8 years ago
Bohemund;5407116Masturbation is a sin! So every time I see NiteStryker's avatar I sin... a lot! As a side note, I also sin when I see a female forum member's account page.

If you fap to that woman, I cannot consider your a man anymore, moreso a desperate degenerate.




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#7 8 years ago

It's like turning off your headlights on a deserted highway so you can see the countless fireflies illuminating the night sky. Is there a combine up ahead that you will crash into leaving you with a head injury that impairs your ability to lead a normal life and that will allow others to take advantage of you and get you to help them rob a bank ultimately resulting in a dramatic shootout but which you survive and that gives you the impetus to make some changes that allow you to move forward with your life? Maybe.




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#8 8 years ago
Professor Dr. Scientist;5407121It's like turning off your headlights on a deserted highway so you can see the countless fireflies illuminating the night sky. Is there a combine up ahead that you will crash into leaving you with a head injury that impairs your ability to lead a normal life and that will allow others to take advantage of you and get you to help them rob a bank ultimately resulting in a dramatic shootout but which you survive and that gives you the impetus to make some changes that allow you to move forward with your life? Maybe.

Nice run-on sentence!




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#9 8 years ago
Schofield;5407120If you fap to that woman, I cannot consider your a man anymore, moreso a desperate degenerate.

You sir insult my honor!




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#10 8 years ago
Bohemund;5407123You sir insult my honor!

Sorry, I don't know what "honor" is.