My fellow spamtopians.
I am pleased to announce that the criminal known as Red Menace was sighted in Red Thread today. After a very short scuffle with two children, he was arrested and taken to one of our very hospitable dungeons correctional facilities.
His trial was held earlier this morning, unfortunately the law prohibits us from allowing cameras in the court room, but the Ministry of Justice assures me the trial was fair.
One reporter who was in the court room at the time of the trial drew this representation of Mr. Menace as he pleaded guilty to the charges of conspiracy to commit mass plutocracy.
As you can see, this man does not regret any of the evil, peace-destroying power-grabbing choices he made in the past weeks.
I will be asking the Ministry of Justice to consider the death penalty for Mr. Menace to ensure freedom, and life for spamtopians for years to come.
I hope all members of the Spam forum will unite in celebration with us as we see this hardened criminal broght to justice.
Release R. Menace now, or face the consequences.
The people demand justice!
*cries: justice! justice!*
Well before you do anything drastic, at least let Mr Red Menace grow a beard.
His neck beard is more than sufficient.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
nct
Obviously, those who would like to see this war continue have hacked Mr. Menace's account. I assure tha- *he what??*
Curse you Red Menace, and your ability to woo prison guards!
book;4921095His neck beard is more than sufficient.
No, no it isn't.
It is called a Thoreau, kthxbai.